Home Alone ?

[Vim Fuego]

Anyone else lucky enough to live alone ?

Being your own boss is ace...

1. I'm in complete charge of the remote controls.

2. No Eastenders, Corrie, home make over shows or Trinny & Susana [Poor language removed].

3. Chips with everything and curry whenever i please.

4.The whole bed to myself.

5.No nagging.

6. No mess, women are scruffy bastards.

7.Football, football and more football.

8.All the alcohol is MINE !

9.A box of teabags lasts much longer.

10. Getting my shopping delivered instead of being dragged around some cuntish supermarket.


This is the life

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

none of that here vim, 3 kids ruling the roost, a naggin' missus who once we prise the remote off the kids and turn kidstv off has so far tonight had nigella fat arse lawson on and now that annie and aggie, clearin' some dirty bitches crap up, tomorrow i'll be subjected to the queg that is gok, and some fat arse standing in her undies then showing her undergrowth that is her minge.
*thinks its on about 9 mate

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I can't believe you've listed 10 things that are good about having the house to yourself & wanking & porn aren't on it

 

[coyney]

as my beloved and I are not talking(again)I envy you .she left me once for three months then spoilt it by coming back

 

[TX Bill]

I can't believe you've listed 10 things that are good about having the house to yourself & wanking & porn aren't on it

Cahill just said what everyone else was thinking.

Well done.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Cahill just said what everyone else was thinking.

Well done.

i presumed he left both of them off as they go without saying..........and you dont have to live alone for either

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[TX Bill]

i presumed he left both of them off as they go without saying..........and you dont have to live alone for either

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You make a good point sir.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Thank [Poor language removed] it's all over, now i can get back to watching Homes Under The Hammer.

mmmmmmmmm, seems he's flexible on number 2.

 

[chicoazul]

Living alone is bossness. Then, ultimately, it ends thanks to you thinking she'll be cool to live with and help out around the place.

Cue a life of stealthy masturbation.

 

[McBain]

Thinking about it, I can honestly say Ive never lived alone.

Stealthy masterbation has developed my hearing.
I can sense movement in any part of the house in wank mode.

 

[chicoazul]

The art of stealthy masturbation" available on hardback in all good book stores now.

 

[McBain]

First edition of the GOT book club. Required reading.

 

[TX Bill]

The art of stealthy masturbation" available on hardback in all good book stores now.

There's got to be a play on words somewhere in that sentence. I just know it.

 

[Vim Fuego]

11. Going to the bog with the door left wide open...luxury .

 

[Walter Ego]

I think my mrs caught me bashing the bishop once but didnt say anything. If Im watching telly at night after she's gone to bed, sometimes she gets up and comes to see me but she knocks on the door first before she comes into the living room. What the [Poor language removed] are you knocking for woman! I dont do it every night for christsake! Jesus!