Home Alone ?

[Vim Fuego]

I think my mrs caught me bashing the bishop once but didnt say anything. If Im watching telly at night after she's gone to bed, sometimes she gets up and comes to see me but she knocks on the door first before she comes into the living room. What the [Poor language removed] are you knocking for woman! I dont do it every night for christsake! Jesus!

Just tell her draining your spuds on a regular basis is medically proven to help prevent prostate difficulties in later life, you're sort of investing in your future together.

 

[Walter Ego]

Just tell her draining your spuds on a regular basis is medically proven to help prevent prostate difficulties in later life, you're sort of investing in your future together.

Im not 100% on this but I think a prostate check at the doctors involves them sticking their finger up your arse! So I think she would understand my dilema with that one. Wanking prevents strangers from putting their fingers up your bum!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Im not 100% on this but I think a prostate check at the doctors involves them sticking their finger up your arse! So I think she would understand my dilema with that one. Wanking prevents strangers from putting their fingers up your bum!

Well that could be fun also....

 

[Nebbiolo]

Ten things that are great about living with a partner

1. Sex
2. Someone to do household chores
3. Erm
4. ?
5. What's another one?
6. Oh
7. What?
8. How about
9. Well
10. Feck it

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I think my mrs caught me bashing the bishop once but didnt say anything. If Im watching telly at night after she's gone to bed, sometimes she gets up and comes to see me but she knocks on the door first before she comes into the living room. What the [Poor language removed] are you knocking for woman! I dont do it every night for christsake! Jesus!

As long as she didn't give you abuse for it, some women take it as a personal insult so either she's saving it for something to use against you when you're winning a petty arguement or she was a bit embarrassed & didn't know what to say.

I think we all know someone who was caught wanking by their mum don't we?

 

[The Dude]

I live alone and the main difference is the TV. Not having to spend every evening watching [Poor language removed] is brilliant!

Must admit I do miss getting suck started of a morning, though.

 

[Chris]

This thread is hilarious

 

[Vim Fuego]

I live alone and the main difference is the TV. Not having to spend every evening watching [Poor language removed] is brilliant!

Must admit I do miss getting suck started of a morning, though.

The RAC will do anything to recruit new members these days.