Home Observations

[chicoazul]

Well, its nearly that time to return.

Some things I've noticed.

1 - Petrol is so [Poor language removed] expensive, seriously everyone is getting ripped off.
2 - Why are all the bad scals wearing black, whats that about then?
3 - Chrimbo is boss back home, make no mistake.
4 - Adidas Originals are taking over the world, and my bank account.
5 - The pubs are much better without smoke.
6 - Greggs pasties are superior to Sayers.
7 - Im getting old and Im not happy about it like.
8 - The Great British Winter: Horrid.
9 - Tap Water: Gives you the shits.
10 - Youre very bored to have made it down to this point.

 

[neonleon]

point 5 is bollocks.

I never smoked down the gym. Or brought bacon into a veggie cafe. Or sweared and sang footy songs down the [Poor language removed]' opera.


So why the hell can't I smoke down the pub. You won't be allowed to drink in them soon. Country has gone down the drains. Pub life was one of my few pleasures in this dark turd of a country. Another pleasure destroyed. As soon as I make any serious money I'm doing one (ala Lennon) out of this shithole, and go live somewhere I can suck every single sordid morsel of pleasure out of life, and die a quicker but infinitely happier man of a myriad of complications brought on by smoking shagging and taking class A's.
In the meantime I suffer at the hands of new labour.

the bad nazis.

 

[chicoazul]

Dont get me wrong, I only added that point as Ive gave up smoking three months ago.

Prior to that I was outraged at the mere thought of non smoking pubs.

 

[neonleon]

Dont get me wrong, I only added that point as Ive gave up smoking three months ago.

Prior to that I was outraged at the mere thought of non smoking pubs.

not good enough. I expect you start again as a mark of solidarity, compañero.

 

[chicoazul]

I just always wanted to post something like that, to make me look boss.

I still love the smell of smoke in fairness.

 

[SuitsBlue]

smoke at home, shag at home, take class a's at home.

rarely saw the latter two down the pub anyway.

 

[chicoazul]

You know things have got bad when your off your tits listening to the jukebox in your local on a random weeknight.

No matter how you try to disguise just asking for water at the bar, you know theyre onto you.

goes white*

 

[neonleon]

smoke at home, shag at home, take class a's at home.

rarely saw the latter two down the pub anyway.

thanks master.

I prefer to live in a less autocratic society.

If they came for my lifestyle, what makes you think they won't come for yours?

Its beyond repair. I'm gonna make like the swallows soon as, and head south.

you can watch everton on the telly in some countries as well. Instead of paying 60 quid a month to watch a load of men in suits, watching the game for you.

What a wonderful place ol' albions become.

 

[neonleon]

You know things have got bad when your off your tits listening to the jukebox in your local on a random weeknight.

No matter how you try to disguise just asking for water at the bar, you know theyre onto you.

goes white*

get a pint chaser innit.

 

[chicoazul]

In fairness, watching Everton abroad is not a problem these days thanks to the Arab channels.

Britains mad and all that but its home, and you miss it after a while.

No that much like, put the violin away.

 

[SuitsBlue]

thanks master.

I prefer to live in a less autocratic society.

If they came for my lifestyle, what makes you think they won't come for yours?

Its beyond repair. I'm gonna make like the swallows soon as, and head south.

you can watch everton on the telly in some countries as well. Instead of paying 60 quid a month to watch a load of men in suits, watching the game for you.

What a wonderful place ol' albions become.

no qualms with you risking your health by smoking, but forcing it on others isnt fair.

let them come for my lifestyle.

i quite fancy southern france or the spanish coast.

i dont know what ''ol'albions'' is.

 

[chicoazul]

Spains gone [Poor language removed] since the Euro came in.

Swerve it.

 

[SuitsBlue]

In fairness, watching Everton abroad is not a problem these days thanks to the Arab channels.

Britains mad and all that but its home, and you miss it after a while.

No that much like, put the violin away.

ever found a proper british pub abroad?

what about the proper full english breakfast?

even the rain.

maybe its not much, but roots are roots.

 

[neonleon]

A lovely place for a weeks holiday I reckon.

the food's [Poor language removed], apart from breakfast, pies, sunday roasts and non indigenous food.

Or something someone's mam makes.

the weather isn't really trying is it.

The laws are too many. Not enough people are friendly. Half the country is pissed and I don't blame them.

A nanny state? My nan knew I smoked, and she never said a word.

 

[neonleon]

i dont know what ''ol'albions'' is.

Its a recipe for cooking onions.