Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Only place I've ever been in trouble during my time on the road with Everton is Manchester.
First time was the Milk Cup final at Maine Road, when my mate and I got jumped by Citeh fans outside Benetton.
Second time was when I was with a police escort returning from Old Trafford. I got my butt kicked by a fat policeman on a horse for the serious crime of trying to avoid getting hit by missiles thrown by Man Yoo fans.
Third time was when I went to Manchester on a Saturday afternoon and bumped into the same Citeh fans who had previously given me a good slap (see above).
But this was all back in the 80s. Nowadays things are better. Just don't go on a drinking session wearing an Everton top, which is kind of asking for trouble.
First time was the Milk Cup final at Maine Road, when my mate and I got jumped by Citeh fans outside Benetton.
Second time was when I was with a police escort returning from Old Trafford. I got my butt kicked by a fat policeman on a horse for the serious crime of trying to avoid getting hit by missiles thrown by Man Yoo fans.
Third time was when I went to Manchester on a Saturday afternoon and bumped into the same Citeh fans who had previously given me a good slap (see above).
But this was all back in the 80s. Nowadays things are better. Just don't go on a drinking session wearing an Everton top, which is kind of asking for trouble.