Housework

[Tommy Chong]

I had mates who when they were students, used paper plates and plastic cutlery, for the entire two years after they left halls lol

Use it once and then lash it.

Men... That's how we get it done! Smart housekeeping. lollollol

 

[Clarky cat]

Didn't even cut it, just finger blasting too hard

One of his mate’s bet him that it was possible to perform your own prostate exam, he might of lost some finger but he gained a fiver. A true warrior

 

[magicjuan]

I mean, why

He counts being on here as one

 

[Tommy Chong]

Btw, I blagged not doing dishes (because of the finger incident) until well into January. Told her I couldn't because the detergent would irritate my poor healing digit. All was well until she came home and collared me washing my tiling gear in the kitchen sink

Same happened to my mate.

His dog's anal glands had become engorged and they needed to be expressed.
The vet was going to charge him a whopping fee to do it, so being the cheap knob that we was, he took the dog home and decided to do it DIY style.

'There must be YouTube tutorial video on how to do it somewhere?!' He exclaimed... And sure enough, there was one.

He then spat on his index finger and proceeded to initiate the daunting task that now lay in front of him.

He must have hit a nerve or something, because that canine turned around faster than you can say 'sweet puppy love!' and took a huge bite out of the tip of his finger.

I know there's a lesson in that story somewhere... I'll leave you all to decipher your own meanings.

 

[YoboCopter]

I just get a cleaner twice a week

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Lol at all the blokes on here saying they do at least half the housework and moaning about their missus as if they would to her face

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I just get a cleaner twice a week

Bet they're kept busy getting all the cocaine residue off various surfaces

 

[Rob17896]

What's the division labour like in your home? I end up doing 70% of the housework. The other half pits more time and effort into her work and I am more likely to moan about mess. It's a fair arrangement.

So how about you, dear GOT friends? Are you a king or queen of clean? Or re you one bad meff dwelling in a sty hoping someone else tidies up?

Please vote in the poll against one of the commonly user GOT tropes.

Think I do 95%. We both have busy jobs but she has an auto immune condition which provokes fatigue. Being a Knight in Shining Armour...

 

[DavidH]

I do none. Empty the dishwasher sporadically, and sometimes cook Sunday lunch - other than that, none.

I have 3 jobs - about 70 hours a week average and the wife works part time so it's a fair arrangement.

You empty her?

Mind. Blown

 

[DavidH]

We share it but she has this blue job thing that means anything that requires actually making an impact I have to do. When she "cleans" the place is a tip afterwards. "Look at all that dust under the rug" yeah well if you stopped lifting it while you clean it wouldn't get any dust under it, it's a rug it's meant to stay where it is just hoover it. Weirdo.

She ironed the bedsheets once not long after we moved in together. Let's just say she didn't do it again.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I just get a cleaner twice a week

Bet they are happy with all the powder laying around...

 

[Nymzee]

Bet they are happy with all the powder laying around...

Doesn’t need to buy a hoover. Just opens his shnoz.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Doesn’t need to buy a hoover. Just opens his shnoz.

Yobodyson?

 

[john jako]

Losers

 

[john jako]

Lol at all the blokes on here saying they do at least half the housework and moaning about their missus as if they would to her face

I do 90% of the housework and have the missus in a headlock whilst I type this. Denise is a decent women but she needs to clutch in