How can Everton top yesterday?

[Stuartisitc1878]

Danjuma U-turn
Gordon leaving
Onana AWOL (granted we now know he was granted leave to go to a wedding but still)
No manager
Farhad wants Bielsa
Thelwell doesn't want Bielsa
We may be forced to hire Big Sam
The phantom Headlocker is still on the loose
The club's for sale (YAY)
no wait the club's not for sale (BOOOO)

How can today top that?

 

[kiss the crest]

Relegation

 

[Goodisongang]

I'd love a second interview to be released from moshiri saying he's selling the club to mike Ashley, Rafael is taking back over and he's selling the stadium to the rats.

Evvvvv eeerrrrrr tonnnnnnn

 

[Dougie]

Announce slippery ass as manager would definitely top it

 

[MikeH72]

Something will happen with the stadium for sure. Not necessarily cease building, but something.

 

[Runub]

Lets get the Fat Whopper back

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Danjuma U-turn
Gordon leaving
Onana AWOL (granted we now know he was granted leave to go to a wedding but still)
No manager
Farhad wants Bielsa
Thelwell doesn't want Bielsa
We may be forced to hire Big Sam
The phantom Headlocker is still on the loose
The club's for sale (YAY)
no wait the club's not for sale (BOOOO)

How can today top that?

It being revealed that the PL are investigating us for breaches of profit and sustainability.
Another ban on the Academy signing players.

 

[Yarrgh]

Danjuma U-turn
Gordon leaving
Onana AWOL (granted we now know he was granted leave to go to a wedding but still)
No manager
Farhad wants Bielsa
Thelwell doesn't want Bielsa
We may be forced to hire Big Sam
The phantom Headlocker is still on the loose
The club's for sale (YAY)
no wait the club's not for sale (BOOOO)

How can today top that?

Oh that's just the warm up act. Main support warming up with the headliners rolling up for deadline day.

Buckle up for a crazy ride people.

 

[Crestfallen]

If you add to that the fella who broke down crying live on talksport and begging us to hire Sean Dyche , then possibly nothing can top yesterday! (I don’t blame the poor fella for losing it btw)

 

[gedefc]

Danjuma U-turn
Gordon leaving
Onana AWOL (granted we now know he was granted leave to go to a wedding but still)
No manager
Farhad wants Bielsa
Thelwell doesn't want Bielsa
We may be forced to hire Big Sam
The phantom Headlocker is still on the loose
The club's for sale (YAY)
no wait the club's not for sale (BOOOO)

How can today top that?

Missed out Houses of Parliament laughing at us, and questioning Usmanovs role

 

[Fralahna]

Netflix announce a mockumentary series surrounding day to day events of British football club, Tonever, nicknamed the Coffees. Everything listed sounds suspiciously like the plot for the pilot episode, however the producers are adamant that the story was written months before any of this happened at Everton and assure the audience that Tonever is a completely fabricated club, made up with no existing football club in mind.

 

[Timbucktoo]

It being revealed that the PL are investigating us for breaches of profit and sustainability.
Another ban on the Academy signing players.

Considering no academy players seem to come out good enough for the PL, a ban on signing players for it might help with not wasting money.

 

[Nymzee]

Everton: *does something stupid

Everton: Hold my beer.

Basically.

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

If you add to that the fella who broke down crying live on talksport and begging us to hire Sean Dyche , then possibly nothing can top yesterday! (I don’t blame the poor fella for losing it btw)

Steve the Evertonian who was begging Simon Jordon to buy the club?? Mate, I couldn't believe that when I heard it. Must be a plant

 

[Houghty19]

Something will happen with the stadium for sure. Not necessarily cease building, but something.

Probably all concrete used has failed structural tests and stadium needs to be demolished and started again