How do you become a £1m poster?

[BoysInBlue]

Asking for a friend.

 

[Boss_Blue]

1p mate. You're cheap.

Just like yer ma.

That's why I pimp my arl fellar out these days.


He sends his love x

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I've just noticed my value has gone down! How's that happened and why?

 

[Tramps_mate]

Why have I gone from player value of 750-850k or so down to 500k?!!!

 

[Woolly Blue]

I've just noticed my value has gone down! How's that happened and why?

Why have I gone from player value of 750-850k or so down to 500k?!!!

You need to up your game lads !

If we had a blame culture I'd be looking at @GrandOldTeam, who'd probably blame @micknick.
Luckily we all stick together so it's probably down to sunspot activity or something.

 

[roydo]

You need to up your game lads !

If we had a blame culture I'd be looking at @GrandOldTeam, who'd probably blame @micknick.
Luckily we all stick together so it's probably down to sunspot activity or something.

How about vaporising posters? Might work.

*checks value*

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I've just noticed my value has gone down! How's that happened and why?

Why have I gone from player value of 750-850k or so down to 500k?!!!

You're both past your prime.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

You're both past your prime.

Sadly that's true, I'll slope off now and prepare one of those leaving threads for the Ale house...

 

[Tramps_mate]

Archived old threads deleted or something? Post count reduced?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I'm in the process of tweaking trophies which will effect player valuation across the whole forum.

 

[ste d' indica]

So we need to get the bungs in now then yeah?

 

[Woolly Blue]

I'm in the process of tweaking trophies which will effect player valuation across the whole forum.

So we need to get the bungs in now then yeah?

It's all part of FFP for footie forums.




Christ I've turned into Damon.
*prepares steak and kidney pie chart

 

[Muggins]

You're both past your prime.

I'm also well past it.

I was a Goodison Legend once.

These days I sell programmes outside the Winslow.

 

[Professor Toffee]

I'm devalued too, a currency on the wind
Run on the banks due

 

[Donald Twain]

I'm in the process of tweaking trophies

Beast!

 

[riddick]

It's all part of FFP for footie forums.




Christ I've turned into Damon.
*prepares steak and kidney pie chart

Just when you thought FIFA couldnt get any worse...