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How do you deal with a soccer coach?
- Thread starter Ct jr.
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little curly alan ball
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Ct jr.
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wish i could. i would get in huge trouble, cuz it is my school team and he is a teacher.
Ct jr.
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tiny sport also known in the non north american world as football.
Welton Toffee
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He really wasn't
I remember one time I played in about 5 different positions in the same match! Now I was a bit of a utility player but that takes the piss!
bluekiwi
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I had the same problem with a coach of mine at school, a complete fecking tosser. The previous year we had an ex International player coaching us (he was teaching there), but he left, and so this tit took over.
To paint a picture of him, hmmm, well he ran like a girl - arms sticking out to the side n all - I kid you not! And the thing that would always give it away, he was my Physics teacher!
He told me that I wouldn't play many games cause of my height (I play up front), which I could understand if not for the fact that the previous year with said ex-international coaching, I was leading scorer with 32 from 24 games!
How did I handle it, well quite simply I told him to shove his [Poor language removed] useless team up his carrot prodding gay arse - almost word for word! Apparently he didn't really take kindly to this, but was such a chicken [Poor language removed] that he sent someone else to come and ask me back - I accepted, so long as a) I played, and b) I didn't have to talk to the stupid prick!
This was all great until class, then he tried to get his own back by 'picking on me to answer questions', which didn't work cause I couln't stand Physics or him, so whenever asked, I told him '[Poor language removed] off Brian!!'.
OK, so I failed Physics, but it was a sacrifice I was willing to make!!!
How old are you? What type of school are you in. No lying now!
Ct jr.
Player Valuation: £8m
168 and in primary school.
monty
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Look jnr, tell the tosspot he hasn't got a clue what he's talking about and you can tell him I said so, OK. You can also tell him Snr Chico will be in Canada shortly and he'll pay a visit (horses head on pillow that type of thing)
Ct jr.
Player Valuation: £8m
Look jnr, tell the tosspot he hasn't got a clue what he's talking about and you can tell him I said so, OK. You can also tell him Snr Chico will be in Canada shortly and he'll pay a visit (horses head on pillow that type of thing)
i will tell him that. i think he will probably leave the country.
monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
Ct jr.
Player Valuation: £8m
he is a special education teacher i think so i won't be having him. he is complete idiot. i am a defender, instead of putting me on the left he subs on a guy who was one of the worst players on the field during practice, i don't really mind cuz he is giving him another chance. But i only get 10 minutes at the end when we are up 2-0. After practice he gives everyone else advice except to me he just says be better. Now i don't get that because i stopped a few attacks and stopped a good goal oppurtunity. It's unbloody fair that these [Poor language removed] who pretend to know what they are talking about. the biggest thing i hate the most is that i have nowhere else to play right now becuase there are select few indoor leagues and they all start later on. bloody kopite (biggest insult i could think of) .
There that was my rant.
monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
Oh give it a rest, the truth is he has found you out and you are clutching at straws by attacking the guy, accept it you are no good at football (tough love of one blue to another)
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