Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Hahaha. I remember those days ( not with you like ... sadly of course )
Been monogamous for beards now and, if I was lying, would say I don't miss shagging anything that moves at all
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How many sexual partners have you had?
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Hahaha. I remember those days ( not with you like ... sadly of course )
Been monogamous for beards now and, if I was lying, would say I don't miss shagging anything that moves at all
I reckon its poetry.
Username
Player Valuation: £30m
Im seeing Ricardo's post via Moomins. There is no secret. people want sex, im not shy when it comes to wanting it.
MapleLeafEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
Well Im still young so its just the 11 for now, one however did have cheesecake lube, that **** was ace, my friends, man has not lived a life until their [Poor language removed] smells of new york original cheesecake.
The sky is blue
The Grass is green
Thats the fittest ass
i have ever seen.
The Grass is green
Thats the fittest ass
i have ever seen.
i bet his arse tasted good too.
aussie_watto
Player Valuation: £50k
I was having this discussion with my girlfriend.
Before i met her i was nailing different women almost every second night. I worked as a hair care rep and was surrounded by females all day every day as well as playing state league soccer!! Ironically i met her because she was a client and i just decided i wanted her and only her after meeting her.
She has been with 2 guys her whole life including me and just turned 32.
I seriously cannot remember how many women i have been with and i dont want to say that as a bragging thing because i aint that proud of it anymore. The ones i could remember got us up to a tally of 60 odd. I just turned 26.
The women still throw themselves at me but i have been a one woman man for the last 3 years
Before i met her i was nailing different women almost every second night. I worked as a hair care rep and was surrounded by females all day every day as well as playing state league soccer!! Ironically i met her because she was a client and i just decided i wanted her and only her after meeting her.
She has been with 2 guys her whole life including me and just turned 32.
I seriously cannot remember how many women i have been with and i dont want to say that as a bragging thing because i aint that proud of it anymore. The ones i could remember got us up to a tally of 60 odd. I just turned 26.
The women still throw themselves at me but i have been a one woman man for the last 3 years
Go to an American university, mate. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Hammer and tongs.
That's brilliant and I'm not exactly sure what you mean. I've got a good clue but no American has ever said "We went hammer and tongs last night."
Ever.
"Rosies are red"
The lovely girl sang,
I said " shut the **** up"
and sit on my wang !!
The lovely girl sang,
I said " shut the **** up"
and sit on my wang !!
Three pump rule.
Penetration alone can't suffice. Has to be at least three strokes for it to count.
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