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How many sexual partners have you had?
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Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
I have a few nicknames (don't we all)....but after I hooked up with my current chick she revealed something to me....
Her and her friends used to call me 'The President'.....why? Because I had an extremely arrogant attitude and used to talk to random people in bars (and the staff) like i owned the place.
In strip bars I regularly pretend I can't talk or have a sore throat so communicate with the strippers with a pen and paper from the bar....that way they dont forget you and are interested to learn more in the future outside of the bar. Also, i ALWAYS get my friends to discuss with the strippers about cash -- that way im excluded from the business transaction side and so i can play the cool guy role who only goes to strip bars with clients.....of course then she thinks you have an interesting job + will allow you to go to these bars in the future once youve tamed her -- its for your job
I also always try and get people to work for me....such as waiters, waitresses and friends....use them as props. For example its quite obvious with the wingman approach so perhaps look for something a bit more mysterious....i had a friend bring a 21 pack of condoms into a bar and put them in front of him on the bar....EVERY SINGLE GIRL who was nearby was offended as was the waitresses and bartender....
However as we were acting without a care in the world, most girls appreciated it when I laughed about it and commented that I didn't know what he was thinking etc etc...started a short chat with them and then cut the conversation.....
Who cares what they thought ?? The key was that OTHER girls further away couldnt see the 21 pack and just saw loads of girls looking at us, coming over and starting a conversation and laughing at some point.....that built our status in the bar....
After a while we asked the barstaff to throw the pack behind the bar and then we ended up having random girls all around us suddenly start making conversation about nothing....got double didget phone numbers that night....
Her and her friends used to call me 'The President'.....why? Because I had an extremely arrogant attitude and used to talk to random people in bars (and the staff) like i owned the place.
In strip bars I regularly pretend I can't talk or have a sore throat so communicate with the strippers with a pen and paper from the bar....that way they dont forget you and are interested to learn more in the future outside of the bar. Also, i ALWAYS get my friends to discuss with the strippers about cash -- that way im excluded from the business transaction side and so i can play the cool guy role who only goes to strip bars with clients.....of course then she thinks you have an interesting job + will allow you to go to these bars in the future once youve tamed her -- its for your job
I also always try and get people to work for me....such as waiters, waitresses and friends....use them as props. For example its quite obvious with the wingman approach so perhaps look for something a bit more mysterious....i had a friend bring a 21 pack of condoms into a bar and put them in front of him on the bar....EVERY SINGLE GIRL who was nearby was offended as was the waitresses and bartender....
However as we were acting without a care in the world, most girls appreciated it when I laughed about it and commented that I didn't know what he was thinking etc etc...started a short chat with them and then cut the conversation.....
Who cares what they thought ?? The key was that OTHER girls further away couldnt see the 21 pack and just saw loads of girls looking at us, coming over and starting a conversation and laughing at some point.....that built our status in the bar....
After a while we asked the barstaff to throw the pack behind the bar and then we ended up having random girls all around us suddenly start making conversation about nothing....got double didget phone numbers that night....
Loving your work President.
So, in short, Zat - you are one huge ass of a person, is that correct?I have a few nicknames (don't we all)....but after I hooked up with my current chick she revealed something to me....
Her and her friends used to call me 'The President'.....why? Because I had an extremely arrogant attitude and used to talk to random people in bars (and the staff) like i owned the place.
In strip bars I regularly pretend I can't talk or have a sore throat so communicate with the strippers with a pen and paper from the bar....that way they dont forget you and are interested to learn more in the future outside of the bar. Also, i ALWAYS get my friends to discuss with the strippers about cash -- that way im excluded from the business transaction side and so i can play the cool guy role who only goes to strip bars with clients.....of course then she thinks you have an interesting job + will allow you to go to these bars in the future once youve tamed her -- its for your job
I also always try and get people to work for me....such as waiters, waitresses and friends....use them as props. For example its quite obvious with the wingman approach so perhaps look for something a bit more mysterious....i had a friend bring a 21 pack of condoms into a bar and put them in front of him on the bar....EVERY SINGLE GIRL who was nearby was offended as was the waitresses and bartender....
However as we were acting without a care in the world, most girls appreciated it when I laughed about it and commented that I didn't know what he was thinking etc etc...started a short chat with them and then cut the conversation.....
Who cares what they thought ?? The key was that OTHER girls further away couldnt see the 21 pack and just saw loads of girls looking at us, coming over and starting a conversation and laughing at some point.....that built our status in the bar....
After a while we asked the barstaff to throw the pack behind the bar and then we ended up having random girls all around us suddenly start making conversation about nothing....got double didget phone numbers that night....
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
I call myself Titus Bramble because I am a badly sh*te center half, not because I'm a big black perv. Obviously I can't compare with other partners, but hearing about some of our mates sex lives makes me feel much better about ours. One of our mates had to ask her boyfriend the worst question imaginable: "Is it in yet?"
BlueWeasel
Player Valuation: £1m
I didn't think people like Jay from Inbetweeners actually existed to that extreme.
Ha, you've nailed Zat there, like.
BlueWeasel
Player Valuation: £1m
He's a comedy genius!
I'm pretty sure he can still tell if it feels good, mate.
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
Also that. It makes my peepee feel all happy.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
What 'they' say is that -- the more talking about you then the more action....so thanks BOYS....
Advice--ask me ....no kidding around.
Having said that, I have a great story for tonight but im half cut so tomorrow you will read that Zatara has been ha;lf tamed (hehehehe thats how to get the girls to a 2 night overseas stay.....)....nom nom nom
Advice--ask me ....no kidding around.
Having said that, I have a great story for tonight but im half cut so tomorrow you will read that Zatara has been ha;lf tamed (hehehehe thats how to get the girls to a 2 night overseas stay.....)....nom nom nom
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
HOW ???? HOW to compare banging when you have never sampled the delights of a mischievous primate ??
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Never would have chosen your username....however when you tell ladies your name and they run....feel free to mention mine...
While they cry, comfort them.
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