How to fall in love with Rafael?

[tonka1878]

Is the answer: Get kicked in the head by a horse?

 

[fandjango]

Him to apologise for his obesity then self felate on the penalty spot in front of the park end

This is amusing and absolutely hits the nail in the head
On his presser he must apologise and humbly very humbly promise to serve our club as best he can to earn our acceptance

 

[Goooallazio]

This is amusing and absolutely hits the nail in the head
On his presser he must apologise and humbly very humbly promise to serve our club as best he can to earn our acceptance

Hopefully he'll sign two midfield dogs to patrol Goodison Park to stop opposition teams taking the piss and getting away with murder.

 

[degsy]

For him to resign on day one

This

 

[Gareth Gibson]

If he can do significantly better than Carlo Ancelotti, arguably the greatest manager in history, then he will win me over.

Ultimately, though, for me to truly love him he will have to win us a trophy.

 

[Gareth Gibson]

Having said all that I will back the guy from day one just as I would back any new Everton manager. He has already explained away that daft “small club” remark from all those years ago.

Only if we end up in a relegation dogfight will I turn against him.

We are Blues, not kopites - we don’t boo and/or abuse our own manager.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Why do some of you want to fall in love with a football manager ffs.

 

[hallamblue]

He's not lovable, he's a football manager who will do a job and get paid handsomely for it. Also can we stick to Benitez please. Only legends like Howard Kendall and Joe Royle should get first name terms.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Having said all that I will back the guy from day one just as I would back any new Everton manager. He has already explained away that daft “small club” remark from all those years ago.

Only if we end up in a relegation dogfight will I turn against him.

We are Blues, not kopites - we don’t boo and/or abuse our own manager.

Is that aside from flying a banner over the stadium saying we want them out, joining in with the opposition to sing songs about them being fat and greedy, making them change their Christmas tree and booing their substitutions is it?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Or we can just tell him to F off.

 

[fandjango]

Having said all that I will back the guy from day one just as I would back any new Everton manager. He has already explained away that daft “small club” remark from all those years ago.

Only if we end up in a relegation dogfight will I turn against him.

We are Blues, not kopites - we don’t boo and/or abuse our own manager.

Sam Allardyce says hi

 

[perth_blue]

Dress him in a clown suit and put him in one of those ball throwing dunk machines.

 

[Bluebonic]

Having said all that I will back the guy from day one just as I would back any new Everton manager. He has already explained away that daft “small club” remark from all those years ago.

Only if we end up in a relegation dogfight will I turn against him.

We are Blues, not kopites - we don’t boo and/or abuse our own manager.

You havent been to many games then mate?

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He has to don suspenders and high heels at the very minimum. Preferably while wearing a fur coat. Shaving is optional.

 

[dead_soft]

Having said all that I will back the guy from day one just as I would back any new Everton manager. He has already explained away that daft “small club” remark from all those years ago.

Only if we end up in a relegation dogfight will I turn against him.

We are Blues, not kopites - we don’t boo and/or abuse our own manager.

It’s the only reason some of us went to any games between 2001-2002