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How to mess with your RS co-worker

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TXRick

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During today’s monthly department Zoom call, we were told to wear a favorite shirt as an ice-breaker. When it was my turn, I said “ I’m wearing a Everton shirt and would Adam please tell everyone what place my team is “. After he mumbled first place, I asked him to repeat the answer in case anyone hadn’t heard him and to discuss what it’s like to support a team that isn’t undefeated.
 

During today’s monthly department Zoom call, we were told to wear a favorite shirt as an ice-breaker. When it was my turn, I said “ I’m wearing a Everton shirt and would Adam please tell everyone what place my team is “. After he mumbled first place, I asked him to repeat the answer in case anyone hadn’t heard him and to discuss what it’s like to support a team that isn’t undefeated.
if u want to level up buddy then build an attractive pretty wall and invite him over to admire it then push the wall on him and call 911 to report a guy in a chelsea ran past and pushed it. then blame everyone else when ur neighbour goes into lockdown. report back on progress please.
 
Usually around derby time, start reminiscing about past derby matches, tell them the 4-4 was one of the best games i've ever watched, and then remind them that it made Kenny pee his pants and quit the next day.

Usually goes down well.
 

I have found the best way these last few days is to just say nothing. They cannot resist talking about their demise last weekend.... just let them...
Yea, this is weird, any RS fan I know seems to want to chat about last weekend. Pretty sure they're baiting me to rave about Everton so they can batter me when we lose 3-0. Not having it, I'm saying nothing.
 
They still think they are everybody’s second team and are hoping we will sympathise with them and tell them it will be all right
yea, that's another weird misconception they seem to have. Even when suarez was running around biting and abusing people, they couldn't understand why everyone gave their club crap, they thought they were loved.
Also the whole "this means more to us" crap...
grr.. now I'm just ranting
hope we crush them!
 
Come in fuming and tell them the works drinks machine is out of seven up............I did,true story lol
My brother used to work in a printers in Sunderland and when we did them 7-1 a few years ago he placed a can of 7up on each press in the factory before the next shift started. Very nearly got sacked.
 

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