How to mess with your RS co-worker

[The binman chronicles]

I have found the best way these last few days is to just say nothing. They cannot resist talking about their demise last weekend.... just let them...

You should offer up a shoulder to cry on and say when we started to go off the boil those results become more and more frequent as you start to lose your way, until you become a relegation threatened club.

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Bluebonic]

Say nothing and just look like this guy

 

[sdk]

Kill 'em with kindness.

Pat pat pat.

 

[captainvindaloo]

If you can, wait until 7 o'clock and ask then what time it is.

 

[Furey1878]

I usually choose one at random, kidnap them, put a rag over there head and continuously poor water over their mouth .

Maybe I’ll play spirit of the blues this year instead...

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

During today’s monthly department Zoom call, we were told to wear a favorite shirt as an ice-breaker. When it was my turn, I said “ I’m wearing a Everton shirt and would Adam please tell everyone what place my team is “. After he mumbled first place, I asked him to repeat the answer in case anyone hadn’t heard him and to discuss what it’s like to support a team that isn’t undefeated.

Honestly just bring up that due to the current covid situation in Spain property values have crashed and you might be about to pick up a villa for 7 large ones
For extra credit ask if they’d like to get in two

 

[Seathestars]

Silence
Remember me mar used to give me dar the silent treatment, sent him half crazy.

They love any attention, even bad attention

 

[KaiserEFC]

Don’t have a RS co worker because you were sacked for trying to finger every female (and some male) member of staff at the Christmas party.

 

[den1]

Don’t have a RS co worker because you were sacked for trying to finger every female (and some male) member of staff at the Christmas party.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Do a jobbie in their packlunch box