I’m 37, is it ok for my girlfriend to be 14?

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Thought this was going to be another Matt Damon thread. I think it was him who sought GOT advice on wooing someone he was borderline stalking?

 

[SerenityNigh]

I’ve just got myself a Garner (37) home kit, but wasn’t sure what my girlfriends should be, she likes Beto (14) but I think she should get Coleman (23)
What would be the best shirt number for her?

(Shamelessly stolen from Reddit)

Was thinking yew had asked a different question. Had me for a moment. How’s about 32? That way when she’s pulling the shirt on/off she associates it with pleasure.