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sorry jock thats no good to me, i want a proper picture of tevez not some amish fella. sort it lad.
 
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sorry jock thats no good to me, i want a proper picture of tevez not some amish fella. sort it lad.
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is it ok if i cast a clout now or should i wait a few more days to be on the safe side
 
Jock, I'm going to a Festival this afternoon after work called Glastonbudget. Is that the best name for a festival ever? Yes it is, it's a tribute festival at a farm. I feel like pants however this morning, which isn't ideal. Do you think a weekend of beer will sort me?

This is Sunday's Main Stage Line up

Oasish
Kazabian
Mercury (Queen tribute)
Modfathers (Weller tribute)
Chesney Hawks (the actual Chesney Hawks)
Sex Pistols Experience (have a guess)
Who's Who
The Rolling Stones Tribute


Should be fun. Just wanted you to know that.
 
Alio said:
Jock, I'm going to a Festival this afternoon after work called Glastonbudget. Is that the best name for a festival ever? Yes it is, it's a tribute festival at a farm. I feel like pants however this morning, which isn't ideal. Do you think a weekend of beer will sort me?

This is Sunday's Main Stage Line up

Oasish
Kazabian
Mercury (Queen tribute)
Modfathers (Weller tribute)
Chesney Hawks (the actual Chesney Hawks)
Sex Pistols Experience (have a guess)
Who's Who
The Rolling Stones Tribute


Should be fun. Just wanted you to know that.
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Sounds like an awesome weekend doc, that is indeed an amazing name for a festival.

A weekend on the beer will most likely cure whatever ails you, unless you've contracted gay monkey bum aids, in which case, I'm afraid it's terminal.
 
Yeah, I've got a feeling it could be Monkey Syphilis, I do live a mile away from West Mids Safari park, they're always escaping and looking for tang.

The festival has a fancy dress night on the Saturday evening, the Stag's obviously dressing up as the Queen for the Jubilee, I may be dressing up as the Bee Gee's with 2 others. We're meant to be wearing an horrific Golden Suit, with Staying Alive written on the back. Is it too early/too wrong to have Not Saying Alive written on the back of 2 of the outfits?

Yeah, I thought so too
 

Alio said:
Yeah, I've got a feeling it could be Monkey Syphilis, I do live a mile away from West Mids Safari park, they're always escaping and looking for tang.

The festival has a fancy dress night on the Saturday evening, the Stag's obviously dressing up as the Queen for the Jubilee, I may be dressing up as the Bee Gee's with 2 others. We're meant to be wearing an horrific Golden Suit, with Staying Alive written on the back. Is it too early/too wrong to have Not Saying Alive written on the back of 2 of the outfits?

Yeah, I thought so too
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With the type of reveller you're likely to encounter at this sort of festival, you should be bulletproof. I say go for it.
 
i had a dream this morning that i met chico in real life by accident - he was a well spoken kindly old gentleman with a twinkle in his eye, pleasant to talk to and a gentle sense of humour. i was going `hot diggerdy chico i never pictured you like this`. so then jock-strap can you interpret this for me
 
zed said:
i had a dream this morning that i met chico in real life by accident - he was a well spoken kindly old gentleman with a twinkle in his eye, pleasant to talk to and a gentle sense of humour. i was going `hot diggerdy chico i never pictured you like this`. so then jock-strap can you interpret this for me
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Yes mate, it means you want to nail your own mar but it's ok because Freud says it's normal.
 

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