I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

Dear Jock, would you consider getting out of your comfort zone by supporting engerlund in these euros

If Mrs Jock wanted them to win then I'd begrudgingly support them. Luckily enough, she hates them too.

Would you support Liverpool in a European cup?

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock,

I have today once more conquered the beast that is Snowdon.....my legs are now a bit tired and I got soaked in the rain......would it be cheeky of me to ask Mrs.Kurt to give me her special mouth bath or should I let it be ?

She can only say no my friend although if I recall correctly, she rarely does. (I jest FFS, sorry Mrs Kurt)

Congrats on another Snowdon summit, I'm a huge fan myself. Have you ever done Ben Nevis? If not, give me a shout sometime you're up and we'll GOT the peaky f*cker.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Hi Jock,


I'll be supporting Germany durin these here Euros, the folk here have a big problem with that, is it because of their own (English) insecurities?

Big love

X

 

[chrissyjack]

Dear Jock aye The Noo

If Wile E Coyote had money to buy all that ACME crap. Why didn't he just BUY dinner, instead ?

 

[Kurt.]

She can only say no my friend although if I recall correctly, she rarely does. (I jest FFS, sorry Mrs Kurt)

Congrats on another Snowdon summit, I'm a huge fan myself. Have you ever done Ben Nevis? If not, give me a shout sometime you're up and we'll GOT the peaky f*cker.

Ha Ha........ not done it yet no,,, met 3 lads from Southampton clinging to a rock face today... they all said they knew Ijjy.

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock,


I'll be supporting Germany durin these here Euros, the folk here have a big problem with that, is it because of their own (English) insecurities?

Big love

X

Hi Bry,

Yes, that's pretty accurate. It comes from hours staring at the Euro 2012 squads and comparing Ozil to Gerrard, Kroos to Downing and Khedeira to Henderson.

Don't sweat it.

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock aye The Noo

If Wile E Coyote had money to buy all that ACME crap. Why didn't he just BUY dinner, instead ?

Because money earned is sweeter than money given.

Fresh Roadrunner tastes better than tinned.

 

[bluejock]

Ha Ha........ not done it yet no,,, met 3 lads from Southampton clinging to a rock face today... they all said they knew Ijjy.

Fantastic. He's a legend on cliff faces the world over.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Hi Jock,
I've been searching the site, but to no avail so perhaps you can help. What's with the muppet avatars? Chico, Fozzy, Ricardobee and Pat's Van (I've probably missed someone out) - is it just a coincidence or is there more to it?

Thanks

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock,
I've been searching the site, but to no avail so perhaps you can help. What's with the muppet avatars? Chico, Fozzy, Ricardobee and Pat's Van (I've probably missed someone out) - is it just a coincidence or is there more to it?

Thanks

They are the actual characters from the Muppets, their screen names or "handles" are merely to hide their identity.

 

[bluejock]

Apart from Chico who merely enjoys masturbating with a Cookie Monster puppet on his hand.

 

[scratchnsurf]

thanks - you've put my mind at rest

 

[chicoazul]

What Jock says goes.

 

[scratchnsurf]

What Jock says goes.

It certainly seems perfectly feasible.

 

[Pat's Van]

best little spaniard used to be oscar the grouch too