I am Jock, AMA

[ijjysmith]

Hi again Jock,

Good advice with the whiskey - i'll try that later.

I have 2 questions now:
1 - what should i do to keep awake at work?
2 - Who is Scotland's current best player?

Thanks

Ij

x

 

[bluejock]

Hi again Jock,

Good advice with the whiskey - i'll try that later.

I have 2 questions now:
1 - what should i do to keep awake at work?
2 - Who is Scotland's current best player?

Thanks

Ij

x

Hi Ijjy,

Hope the whisky trick works out for you,

As for today's issues, you could try posting on GOT all afternoon, thus avoiding the boredom of fulfilling your primary work role.

I would say Scotland's best player right now would be Charlie Mulgrew. He's been in fantastic form this season and is a future Scotland captain. Hopefully Levein will start looking towards youth and sacking off most of the older dross that get in on reputation alone.

Yours aye,

Jock x

 

[Groucho]

Hi, resident Grampian Groovster,

Is there some sort of syndrome/name given to this outbreak of women reading these filthy shades of grey books, or is it a passing phase? Also, what do I do when mrs g finishes the third instalment?

Yours, Groucho

 

[bluejock]

Hi, resident Grampian Groovster,

Is there some sort of syndrome/name given to this outbreak of women reading these filthy shades of grey books, or is it a passing phase? Also, what do I do when mrs g finishes the third instalment?

Yours, Groucho

I'm dumbstruck by the outbreak of mummy porn recently Mr G. Fortunately Mrs Jock hasn't taken to it so our BDSM remains at a normal level for now.

I can only suggest that when Mrs G finishes the series, you should up the rate of domestic violence, maybe take her to watch Everton between August and January?

Many thanks for bumping the thread and choosing my AMA to answer your concerns, you're too kind.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Will it rain before I get back from the Co-op ?

 

[scratchnsurf]

Which rig do you work on?

My old man used to work on the rigs, early eighties.

 

[bluejock]

Will it rain before I get back from the Co-op ?

No mate, so take your time and enjoy the stroll.

 

[bluejock]

Which rig do you work on?

My old man used to work on the rigs, early eighties.

I'm not On any set rig mate, I just go where the work is.

 

[scratchnsurf]

How do you account for the longevity of your AMA thread?

 

[bluejock]

How do you account for the longevity of your AMA thread?

Because I'm polite and rarely late.

Plus Zed keeps digging it from the vaults, the wee smasher.

 

[chrissyjack]

Dear Sir Jock of Caledonia

I have recently purchased a new frying pan. One of those Tefal ones with the red spot in the centre. Is it worth paying the extra £4 for that spot, or should I have just bought the Asda one next to it.

Yours Chrissyjack ( currently craving an egg butty )

 

[ijjysmith]

Jock, how the hell does this thread keep coming back?

 

[bluejock]

Dear Sir Jock of Caledonia

I have recently purchased a new frying pan. One of those Tefal ones with the red spot in the centre. Is it worth paying the extra £4 for that spot, or should I have just bought the Asda one next to it.

Yours Chrissyjack ( currently craving an egg butty )

Hi CJ,

You were right investing that little extra and I'll tell you for why. The frying pan (from the latin fryus panningus) is the single most important pan in the modern man's kitchen. Take good care of it, and it'll take good care of you.

That little red dot will do for perfect bacon what the little red dot does for telling Hindus when it's going to rain. The only bad red dot is the one on the telly when the match is on. You better believe I press backup when it pops up, lest it give those villainous kopites any extra advantage.

Enjoy those egg butties sir.

BJ

 

[chrissyjack]

Hi CJ,

You were right investing that little extra and I'll tell you for why. The frying pan (from the latin fryus panningus) is the single most important pan in the modern man's kitchen. Take good care of it, and it'll take good care of you.

That little red dot will do for perfect bacon what the little red dot does for telling Hindus when it's going to rain. The only bad red dot is the one on the telly when the match is on. You better believe I press backup when it pops up, lest it give those villainous kopites any extra advantage.

Enjoy those egg butties sir.

BJ

That red dot on the footie on BBC can come in handy when it gives you the option of " No commentary". You can then turn off Lawro's pitiful jokes

 

[bluejock]

That red dot on the footie on BBC can come in handy when it gives you the option of " No commentary". You can then turn off Lawro's pitiful jokes

A sound point. I tend to rely on turning the sound off and sticking screwdrivers into my eardrums, just in case.