I secretly fancy..

[Roztitute]

good call

 

[heatmeiser]

That's not a secret you horror, we'd all batter her fanny.

I have to go back through the thread now, see which monster I admitted to fancying.

FFS.

 

[Degs62]

Uma Thurman

 

[Allezfan]

Eric Burdon.

 

[paulbefc]

Vorderman. Still.

 

[Deloodid]

or I could take Beth Ditto (and yes, I do know)

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[Jamo Martinez]

Have to agree with Heat. What's the big secret about wanting to smash a hottie. It should be about the ones where people respond with a 'OMG You're fcuking joking, aren't you?' not a 'phwoar, me too'

That Camila Parker Bowls does it for me. Looks like a right filthy pervert.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Eric Burdon.

I've heard he's a bit of an animal

 

[heatmeiser]

SECRET

secret (ˈsiË￾krɪt)

� adj
1. kept hidden or separate from the knowledge of others
2. known only to initiates: a secret password
3. hidden from general view or use: a secret garden
4. able or tending to keep things private or to oneself
5. operating without the knowledge of outsiders: a secret society
6. outside the normal range of knowledge
7. NOT FIT BIRDS FFS

Just to clarify.

Anyway, I have a massive (and I do mean massive) thing for Mariella Frostrup. Does she count as a secret crush?

 

[harryjam]

Yolandi Visser. Crazy.

 

[DanEFC92]

Kerry Katona, sometimes.

 

[JamesBT]

Yolandi Visser. Crazy.

Nik would probably do her too. He loves Die Antwoord

 

[Degs62]

Have to agree with Heat. What's the big secret about wanting to smash a hottie. It should be about the ones where people respond with a 'OMG You're fcuking joking, aren't you?' not a 'phwoar, me too'

That Camila Parker Bowls does it for me. Looks like a right filthy pervert.

Adele

 

[Elong]

Amanda Redman. Well too old for me, but she's got it:

 

[BigBlueConk]

The two Countdown girls: Carol and Rachel.
They would get it. Would let them make me a sandwich.

Two from the bottom, two in the middle and a big one please.

Buffy. She would get spiked as well.