I secretly fancy..

[Bruce Wayne]

She's a witch, she needs burning

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

 

[bluemangroup]

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

She must be made of wood then.

 

[Sapie88]

 

[bluemangroup]

You disgusting little sod.

 

[Sapie88]

You disgusting little sod.

She reminds me of the woman who took my virginity last week.

 

[bluemangroup]

She reminds me of the woman who took my virginity last week.

If she did look like that I'd ask her if she can give your virginity back.

 

[Sapie88]

If she did look like that I'd ask her if she can give your virginity back.

Haha I'm just kidding.


I've never had sex.

 

[bluemangroup]

Haha I'm just kidding.


I've never had sex.

Keep it that way sweet sweet little sappie.

 

[Sapie88]

Keep it that way sweet sweet little sappie.

I'm waiting for the pink haired bird out of Lazytown to come of age.

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm waiting for the pink haired bird out of Lazytown to come of age.

She's 23 mate. Go sow your wild oats in her.

 

[COYB]

me dads bird. ffs

 

[Sapie88]

She's 23 mate. Go sow your wild oats in her.

I best get my jacket on. Where exactly is Lazytown?

 

[bluemangroup]

I best get my jacket on. Where exactly is Lazytown?

Just outside Huddersfield I think.

 

[Sapie88]

Just outside Huddersfield I think.

I'll pack a flat cap to fit in.

 

[bluemangroup]

I'll pack a flat cap to fit in.

Just be careful. Shag most things with pink hair near Huddersfield and its quite likely you'll end up with nob rot.