Ibrahimovic signs for Barca!!!!

[Rook]

Maybe Barca got sick of playing well in the C-League.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

I aint having that, im gonna rip apart every point you have just made. Zlatan is GOD.



ZLATAN IMBRAGPOALALALALALALLALAAL

Ajax
Eredivisie: 2001-02, 2003-04
KNVB Cup: 2001-02
Johan Cruijff-schaal: 2002-03

Internazionale
Italian Serie A: 2006-07, 2007-08, 2008-09
Italian Super Cup : 2006, 2008

Individual
Serie A Top Scorer: 2009
Serie A Foreign Footballer of the Year: 2005, 2008
Serie A Footballer of the Year: 2008
Serie A Goal of the Year: 2008
Guldbollen: 2005, 2007, 2008
Jerringpriset (Sweden's Sports Personality of the Year): 2007
Swedish Male Athlete of the Year: 2007
UEFA Team of the Year: 2007




SAMUEL ETOEOEOEOEOEOOOOOOO

Mallorca
Copa del Rey:
Winner (1): 2002-2003

FC Barcelona
La Liga:
Winner (3): 2004-05, 2005-06, 2008-09
Supercopa de España:
Winner (2): 2005–06, 2006–07
UEFA Champions League:
Winner (2): 2005-06, 2008-09
Copa del Rey:
Winner (1): 2008-09

International
African Cup of Nations:
Winner (2): 2000,2002
Runner up (1): 2008
Confederations Cup
Runner up (1): 2003
2000 Summer Olympics
Gold medal (1): 2000

Individual
African Cup of Nations Top Scorer: 2006, 2008
African Player of the Year: 2003, 2004, 2005
FIFPro World XI: 2004-05, 2005-06
UEFA Champions League Best Forward: 2006
UEFA Team of the Year: 2005, 2006
Spanish La Liga Top Scorer: 2006
World XI Striker: 2004-2005, 2005-2006
Most Goals Scored In Domestic League RCD Mallorca: 54 Goals
African Cup of Nations Top Scorer Of All Times: With 16 Goals
Most Goals Scored In History Of Cameroon National Team
FIFA World Player of the Year: Third Place: 2005


IN YOUR FACE NEONEONEONEONEO

Didnt really go as I planned to be honest, lets hope nobody reads the small print.

I'll apologise though, because Eto'o hasn't won the European Golden Boot (which surprised the **** out of me).

Forlan has won it twice though.

 

[Brownie]

It's a hard one to call really. You can quite easily imagine Zlatan slotting right into Barca and scoring 60 goals in his first season and everyone going, "Oh, he is actually well good isn't he." At the same time tho, he could struggle, not really do anything, meanwhile Etoo will score goals anywhere and make Zlatan look poop by comparison.

Zlatan is cool tho, looks cool, massive, ace name.

 

[Brownie]

I'll apologise though, because Eto'o hasn't won the European Golden Boot (which surprised the **** out of me).

Forlan has won it twice though.

I've won that to be fair. 1994.

 

[Neiler]

Dont rate ibrahimovic that highly if im honest.

This is some deal for Inter IMO.