If Aliens Landed

[Simon Buttle]

Id make sure they know were the nearest Greggs is just so they can understand what the fuss is about.

 

[Cels]

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[Joey66]

dont need i

I’d welcome them and would campaign strongly for them to be awarded @Joey66 ’s winter fuel allowance on arrival

Don't need my winter fuel allowance, but many do on pay just above the pension credit rate - you would be in trouble if they landed they don't like Beano readers

 

[Kurt.]

dont need i

Don't need my winter fuel allowance, but many do on pay just above the pension credit rate - you would be in trouble if they landed they don't like Beano readers

Bloody good job I never taught you to read then isn’t it.
Anyway, you’d be safe Joey mate… you already speak the language

 

[Joey66]

Bloody good job I never taught you to read then isn’t it.
Anyway, you’d be safe Joey mate… you already speak the language

That grammar tells me you still read the Beano .... going back to the jokes thread you posted out of the Beano comic

 

[Kurt.]

That grammar tells me you still read the Beano .... going back to the jokes thread you posted out of the Beano comic

Imagine if there was an alien version of you … half the kitchens in the uk would be trashed after your alien self hands over a note saying “take me to your larder”

 

[Joey66]

Imagine if there was an alien version of you … half the kitchens in the uk would be trashed after your alien self hands over a note saying “take me to your larder”

Don't have a larder?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

They might be here. Microscopic beings.

 

[helpimonfire]

Can they play left back?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Yes.
They will either be:
A) benevolent and make Elons tech empire worthless, and benefit the rest of humanity, end war / famine etc.
B) here for the aggro, in which case it will separate the wheat from the chaff and unite the planet in a global defence movement.
C) Pretend to be A while secretly being B and eating all the hamsters like that tart from V.

Either way, bring it on as this planet is currently goosed anyway.
Plus either would be a welcome distraction from the Everton Footballing Club.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Vintage]

They already have. Have you been on this forum before?

No, first time

 

[scratchnsurf]

That grammar tells me you still read the Beano .... going back to the jokes thread you posted out of the Beano comic

Irony off the scale here.

 

[Tommy Chong]

If Aliens were to land on Earth would you want it to happen in your lifetime? And for you Ancient Alienators I'm talking about officially like announced on bookface.
@Lao has seen them trying to land near his posh veranda while videoing his servants taking out his bins

Whoever they turn out to be...


They need to know how to straight up kill it, like Jerry.

 

[Eugene Ravdin]

Sure! Let's hope their crew is made up of the galactic version of criminals and misfits, and they have a nice new religion they want us to follow. That would be fun!