If it’s not heavy enough to be used as a weapon it’s not sturdy enough

[verreauxi]

 

[Eggs]

I’ll go first.

A stapler.

 

[chrismpw]

Can opener.

Here's mine. (Could start a thread...)

 

[The binman chronicles]

A cheese and pickle sandwich.

 

[tommye]

 

[tommye]

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See above...

 

[SerenityNigh]

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That sort could reattach a finger in need

 

[summerisle]

The Arteta money.

 

[Joey66]

Hiking sticks with steel pointed ferals -

 

[Kurt.]

My p e n i s

Ironic how you had to try and stretch that out ….

 

[Kurt.]

Cocker spaniel

Spaniel please

 

[Daytripper]

Cat turds

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Having worked in a papermill...paper.
If the static doesn't get you a papercut will.

 

[tommye]

Can opener.

Here's mine. (Could start a thread...)

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Bet @john jako has got one of these in his killing shed

 

[Rita_Poon]

Bet @john jako has got one of these in his killing shed

And one in his beating up shed, torture shed, and the post workout chilling out shed.