If you could be

[Jamo Martinez]

Max Woosnam (1892-1965). Played football for Man City & England, Olympic Gold medalist at Tennis & captained British Davis Cup team, Scratch Golfer as well. Always amateur. A true sporting legend look him up, great story.

Any relation to Ian?

 

[Whitebootman]

Not that I know of. It would be a good story though.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Vlad the Impaler would of been pretty cool i reckon.

Impaling his enemies on steaks, who hasn't wanted to do that to someone

He was a bit of a ruffian though so Count Dracula would be better, he was much classier.

same same, vlad the impaler is the person that dracula is based on.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

same same, vlad the impaler is the person that dracula is based on.

I knew that . Well him and Countess Bathory who was equally deranged.

I think i'd prefer Dracula though. "I vant to drink your bloooooooooooooood" sounds way cooler than "I'm gonna shove a steak up your ass till it comes out your mouth"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I knew that . Well him and Countess Bathory who was equally deranged.

I think i'd prefer Dracula though. "I vant to drink your bloooooooooooooood" sounds way cooler than "I'm gonna shove a steak up your ass till it comes out your mouth"

*sp stake, although your version does conjure up quite an image of being t-boned to death, having your finest loin thrust up my chutney. a bit more RAMSEY the ROGERER though tbh.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

me..............Halwood's arl fella.








i'd pull out for certain.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

me..............Halwood's arl fella.








i'd pull out for certain.

I wouldn't even risk that. Don't stick it in in the first place.

*sp stake, although your version does conjure up quite an image of being t-boned to death, having your finest loin thrust up my chutney. a bit more RAMSEY the ROGERER though tbh.

I thought it was wrong but couldn't remember how it was actually spelt.

Would be even more painful if the t bone has lots of hot mustard on it!

 

[Dylan]

That is awful Reidy!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

well someone was gonna say it, may as well have been me, think of all the positive rep

whilst the site was down the other week i went on the fishy site, imagine my suprise when i did a g.o.t. search (mainly to find out what the reaction was after the influx when they were down) imagine my suprise when a thread devoted to h.b. came up. one quote that springs to mind was, "if you've ever had the misfortune to sit close to him at the game, and had to endure the bile that spills from his mouth, then you'll know what i an talking about"..........popular guy

 

[Seamus Colemole]

well someone was gonna say it, may as well have been me, think of all the positive rep

whilst the site was down the other week i went on the fishy site, imagine my suprise when i did a g.o.t. search (mainly to find out what the reaction was after the influx when they were down) imagine my suprise when a thread devoted to h.b. came up. one quote that springs to mind was, "if you've ever had the misfortune to sit close to him at the game, and had to endure the bile that spills from his mouth, then you'll know what i an talking about"..........popular guy

I just got tickets for the Newcastle game, [Poor language removed] i hope i'm not sat next to him.

If i am i'm cheering for Jagielka, Baines and Neville all game. That will piss him right off.

 

[fozzy]

jesus me!

1. gods son just think of the money!
2. can turn water to wine fook me i could do with this gift!!
3. eternal life thank fook for that after drinking all that wine!!
4. my mum aint a ****!
5. but my bird and john are!!!

but on the down side!

1. dad keeps giveing me my money in change and it falls though my hands!
2. can get better wine down the offy for 2 for £5
3. eternal life with piles is no life!
4. mum is a **** just didnt tell dad!
5.my bird and john have got it together!!

so i suppose i would rather be superman! he was real wasnt he?

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

john houlding : if i couldn't resolve matters so that everton didn't leave anfield, then i'd try to get a rugby team playing there instead - anything but another football team!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

moses.

the 10 commandments would be more than 10 for definate.

thou shalt not increase a football teams rent..... would do for starters. but then if there was no r.s. then all those idiots would be at our place with us.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

moses.

the 10 commandments would be more than 10 for definate.

thou shalt not increase a football teams rent..... would do for starters. but then if there was no r.s. then all those idiots would be at our place with us.

i suppose that's true for the city, but all those idiots from around the country & beyond would only be at our place if we had enough silverware to entice them, as things stand they'd probably be at old trafford.