If your life was an Everton game, which would it be?

[Encoder]

Any of the post lockdown games I would say. Boring, kind of pointless, only really there to make up the numbers/keep everyone else happy.

 

[Death]

The Arsenal 3-0 match with Martinez. I have a good job, relatively steady, having a fantastic year, beautiful and awesome wife, amazing house and 3 great dogs.

I'm just waiting for what comes after that match tho..

Screw you.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Dynamo Kiev 5 - Everton 2.

It all started off with so much promise, but ended in humiliation and disaster.

 

[Lawrence]

Strange but a 4-4 draw at home to Newcastle. I left the ground buzzing then Gordon Lee when interviewed slated the game and professed to enjoying a 0-0 draw. I quite liked the Lee era but that comment and game always stuck. Mind you we won nothing under Gordon so that's me I guess.

 

[riddick]

Screw you.

Oh, not at all. Like I said, I'm waiting for the inevitable collapse. I know my life. Nothing stays this good for long.

 

[tommye]

One of those Martinez derbies.


[Poor language removed] off world

 

[Tel001]

The Martinez , anfield derby

 

[degsy]

The Curates Egg / 7th-ish trophy is safe for another year...Moyes is still manager and we're just 2 or 3 players short of giving somebody a proper pasting but lack the cash to fund the big step up.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Villarreal away....
Brilliant, in the end....didn't matter.

 

[USABlue]

Pickford derby

 

[tommytowne]

Sorry to hear that mate. Bad times.

Bad timing or what?
I sincerely hope you've been able to build up some pension pot in the meantime.
Good luck whatever happens.

 

[tommytowne]

The overwhelming track of these responses would indicate that you should enjoy yourself in your early years as us old arses know it's all downhill from then.

 

[The Legend of Southall]

The second leg v Villareal, currently at 1-1

A cursory glance at my life would you give you the impression my life is on the level, one I'm only more than happy to portray. However if you look close enough, you'd see I'm actually 2-3 down. Thanks to a 2-1 loss in the first leg, that was beyond my control.

I'm also playing a rigged game that I cannot win. Those with money are in control, and I don't have any.

Everytime I think I'm on top of things, or even maybe ahead, a sucker punch lands to remind me, overall I'm losing.

 

[weltonblue]

I'd like it to be Everton 2 Liverpool 1 FA cup 4 th round ( Peter Eastoe and Imre Varadi)

However the 5-0 home defeat is always looming....

 

[Terrarian]

Fa cup final that we lost 3-2 when McCall equalised, in fact any of them FA Cups finals we lost.