“I’m sorry, I can’t cross that field in a tank as there are carrots growing in there and carrots have feelings too… I refuse to murder carrots”
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Dying in a ditch in Europe somewhere full of Russian bullets or dying of stress from working till I'm 80 because I won't be able to afford to retire
Not sure I know which one is worse to be honest
Not sure I know which one is worse to be honest
Won't happenPrepare for war. Defend our nation with pride.
British public will be called up to fight if UK goes to war because ‘military is too small’, Army chief warns
The British public faces being called up to fight in the event of a war with Russia because the military is "too small", the head of the Army will warn.www.lbc.co.uk
Need to stop fighting after 8.30pm because they need to watch love island
JLW
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The black grease real men put under their eyes to camouflage themselves in battle will be mascara thats run down their face from crying.
Alanbileysfeathercut
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I've got flat feet......
Ooh, my bone spurs…
Bryan+
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Mooms why you posting LBC propaganda ladPrepare for war. Defend our nation with pride.
British public will be called up to fight if UK goes to war because ‘military is too small’, Army chief warns
The British public faces being called up to fight in the event of a war with Russia because the military is "too small", the head of the Army will warn.
Can see it now, like that scene from Apocalypse Now. Helicopters flying over, explosions all around, but instead of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ blaring out it will be ‘Hotline Bling’ or some such nonsense.
It's actually the Torygraph with the actual report and I'm not linking that.
Stone Island uniforms and Nike 110’s and off they go.
“Im not going on the front line as I feel too ugly”
“Aww no hun, you’re beautiful”
“I think I’m ugly and can’t be around other people as it sets off my anxiety”
“ awww babes, you’re stunning “
“Aww no hun, you’re beautiful”
“I think I’m ugly and can’t be around other people as it sets off my anxiety”
“ awww babes, you’re stunning “
JLW
Player Valuation: £60m
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