If you're under 40 years of age in the UK...

[Zezti]

All you grumpy old geezers got nothing better to do after lunchtime in your carehomes than mock the younger generations? Think you got some pork scratching in your beards xoxo

 

[Moomin]

Saw the adidas Lendl going for a small fortune once too

I had one of his tracksuits in the late 80's as a kid.

 

[Kurt.]

I had one of his tracksuits in the late 80's as a kid.

All these youngsters mocking our 80’s fashions…. They’re the ones driving up the prices by collecting them now

 

[magicjuan]

Won't be any Sikhs, Muslims or any Johnny Foreigners fighting for the Raj this time.

 

[DanB90]

I’ll leave it to those “be the best” bootlickers and the Tommy Robinson marching gimps thanks.

 

[Yarrgh]

*THEIR

* ZEIR

 

[ForestBlue]

I'm hearing that both young and old in my parish have all got to report for bow & arrow practice this sunday .. it's on!

 

[The binman chronicles]

It's not fair that people think we (the oldies) won't be involved, as we'll have to become the Dad's Army as the last line of defence for the these sacred Isles.

The expendables younger and tougher people can handle the extreme conditions better. We'll also have the humanity to look after all the women left behind. Tough job but someone has to do it.

 

[Kurt.]

The Tories are rubbing their grotty hands together at the the thought of all the extra bedroom tax they can get when all the under 40 year old virgins have to leave their mar’s box room

 

[YoboCopter]

Surely just send everyone whos in prison to fight?

 

[Tipp blue]

Prepare for war. Defend our nation with pride.

British public will be called up to fight if UK goes to war because ‘military is too small’, Army chief warns

The British public faces being called up to fight in the event of a war with Russia because the military is "too small", the head of the Army will warn.

www.lbc.co.uk

Yea because a war with NATO would be exactly what Russia could do with right now..

 

[Tipp blue]

Time to get the Irish passport sorted

Go away Irelands full.

 

[Moomin]

It's not fair that people think we (the oldies) won't be involved, as we'll have to become the Dad's Army as the last line of defence for the these sacred Isles.

The expendables younger and tougher people can handle the extreme conditions better. We'll also have the humanity to look after all the women left behind. Tough job but someone has to do it.

It's our duty to look after them.

 

[Tipp blue]

I assume these 2 highly decorated men will be on the front line.. look at all those medals .
I'll look after Kate while he's away, ...

 

[magicjuan]

All you grumpy old geezers got nothing better to do after lunchtime in your carehomes than mock the younger generations? Think you got some pork scratching in your beards xoxo

Those grumpy old geezers fought and campaigned so that those young guns wouldn't have to go to war.
And they ain't scratchings, it's crusty fanny batter