Joking you possibly are, but, and as unpopular as this notion is, he would be more suited to save us from the dreaded 'r' word.
Answer me this, has the football we have witnessed all too frequently over the past year been any more entertaining than the dirge Fireman Sam dished up. The answer in the main is a 'no', but at least the bulbous one set us up to be hard to beat. That in itself is a revelation these days.
I could almost welcome some of those boring drawn games with the (very) odd win thrown in. It would certainly help for survival and buy time to get the next permanent manager in. Supposing the dingbats who run this club select the correct manager next time. (Pause for laughter).
As i said, unpopular, but, I would welcome some form of organisation on the pitch to attain requisite points,
Desperate stuff it is, but at 75 I don't think my heart could take another 1994 or 1998, let alone the 1952 debacle.
Puts on bump hat and fire-resistant clothing and changes address.