Insert terrible middle aged man banter below

[Bungle]

Insert terrible middle aged man banter below

 

[Tommy.]

I went to a seafood disco last week.


Pulled a mussel.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Katie Price, phwoaaaar.

 

[Bungle]

Katie Price, phwoaaaar.

OK, too far.

Close thread.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Insert terrible middle aged man banter below

Thinking of getting highlights. I’ve bought some Versace 3/4 length jeans. Huge Peaky Blinders fan. Just got an upgrade on my Audi. In red. My wife and kids hate me. I hate wokes.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Exams were proper in my day, not like they do now where everyone gets a certificate.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Have I told you the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Have I told you the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

The metropolitan wokes won’t like that mate.

 

[Bungle]

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The metropolitan wokes won’t like that mate.

I was speaking to one of them the other day. He was trying to promote his non-Everton related stuff on Twitter. I told him he shouldn't tweet, that stuff is for the birds.

 

[Baines' left foot]

*checks watch*

It’s wine o’clock glug glug glug! ?

 

[wainy]

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest.

 

[Huyton Layne]

How come all the fish in the English channel belong to the EU but the people found floating in it belong to the UK?? Eh eh, makes you think, eh?

 

[wainy]

How come all the fish in the English channel belong to the EU but the people found floating in it belong to the UK?? Eh eh, makes you think, eh?

Racist

 

[Bruce Wayne]

How come all the fish in the English channel belong to the EU but the people found floating in it belong to the UK?? Eh eh, makes you think, eh?

Heard about a fish once that swam into a wall. "Dam", he said.