Insert terrible middle aged man banter below

[Baines' left foot]

Let the fun be-gin

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? ? ?‍?

 

[summerisle]

Steve Bruce to the new owner, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me ? "

 

[larbert toffee]

Steve Bruce to the new owner, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me ? "

Sadly for him on this occasion it is a gun.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? ? ?‍?

Few drinks with my girlies last night. ? Such a great night. Was home by 9 cos I needed my bed? Body can’t take it anymore??

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I've had some pretty late-night sessions myself. In 1976, I saw ELO at the Birmingham NEC.

But then...

 

[Baines' left foot]

People liking Amanda Holden must be some kind of gag

Wouldn’t mind her Holden on to me cock if you know what I’m saying lol

Woof. Bow wow.

 

[cronullasharks]

Few drinks with my girlies last night. ? Such a great night. Was home by 9 cos I needed my bed? Body can’t take it anymore??

You look awesome hun dm me xx

 

[cronullasharks]

Wouldn’t mind her Holden on to me cock if you know what I’m saying lol

Woof. Bow wow.

Give her the best 30 seconds of her life AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[larbert toffee]

People liking Amanda Holden must be some kind of gag

Amanda and gag in the same sentence, now there's a thought.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Dungarees are back in

 

[ClausThomsen]

"I'm gonna self identify as a horse...I mean, that's how it works right? Bloody Millenials"