Found this earlier, I think its bloody brilliant
 
I know we've got to move but this little ditty gave a load of reasons not to go try this out for size 
Song for Goodison Park 
Don't want to go to Kirkby 
Don't want to go to Speke 
Don't want to go from all we know 
In dear old Gwladys Street 
We don't need a Tesco's, at our football club 
All we want is to go to the match after being in the pub 
We'll miss the hot dog vendors, the programme sellers to 
The coppers nark and Stanley Park, and all that means to you 
We've got all the history going back over all those years 
The players in the Wilmslow supping down their beers 
There's the statue of Dixie the best there's ever been 
A giant of player in blue and white was dear old Dixie Dean 
The ghosts of players from years ago walk round Goodison Park 
Labby Vernon, Elisa Scott playing in the dark 
Championships have been won there and we've paraded the cup 
But now it seems we're packing our bags and we're on the up 
Please Mr Kenwright don't take this away from us 
It'll mean us Evertonian's having to get another bus 
We could get the train out there, way out in the sticks 
Where fields replace the houses and the corporation bricks 
Blues have spread the ashes, of loved ones on the grass 
Bring them to Goodison after the requiem mass 
They now form the choir cheering the greats from up above 
Such is the history of our fantastic football club 
Don't want to go to Kirkby 
Don't want to go to Speke 
Don't want to go from all we know 
In dear old Gwladys Street