Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
Is David Moyes a reader of GOT? And hang on a second, I believe you were told repeatedly to drop the whole Coyle thing? I'm assuming that's what you're getting at, unless you've suddenly mastered the art of subtlety and/or not being a complete bellend.
I can't believe you only got a 7 day ban mate, to be honest. You are the worst thing on here; the forum equivalent of syphilis: nasty, irritating and unpleasant. Except you don't even spread yourself around in a fun way, you just re-hash weak catchphrases like a sh*tty 70s sitcom, patting yourself on the back all the way. All you really do though is make everyone angry, miserable or just plain bored. It's pretty sad really -- you can be whoever you want online, you can project whatever personality you want, and that's the best you can come up with?
At least I hope it's just an online persona. I sincerely pray for your own well being you are just a troll and are nothing like your online self in the real world. If not then you have my sympathy, because actually having to live 24/7 as such a boring, petty, close-minded, cringeworthy, lonely little [Poor language removed] must be a miserable existence.
Enjoy GOT anyway Damon. I'm sure the facade of attention is important to you -- more so than myself, anyway -- so you can have it.
I rest my case.