Invites

[heatmeiser]

The wolf.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Lance Armstrong - My absolute hero. A legend.
Duncan Ferguson - My fotballing hero.
Paul Weller - Favourite musician
Ross Noble - Possibly the funniest man on the planet!

 

[monty]

Natalie Portman, because she's a doll and very smart
Boris Johnson (sorry Liverpool), because he cracks me up
Peter Cook, see above
David Moyes, because he'd be more intelligble than the average footballer

Which alive Peter Cooke is that Bruce, your milkman?

 

[monty]

Lance Armstrong - My absolute hero. A legend.
Duncan Ferguson - My fotballing hero.
Paul Weller - Favourite musician
Ross Noble - Possibly the funniest man on the planet!

I thought that was Ian Brown (?), gob iron and all that, fickle fickle fickle

 

[Welton Toffee]

I thought that was Ian Brown (?), gob iron and all that, fickle fickle fickle

haha, yeah IB is a very close second

I think I caught a cold off that harmonica

 

[Vim Fuego]

Duncan McKenzie.

Dave Gilmour.

Robert De Niro.

Jack Dee.

No women allowed,except for the scantily clad, buxom young waitresses.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Which alive Peter Cooke is that Bruce, your milkman?

Ah, didn't see the alive bit. How about if I dig him up and have him for dinner?

No? Ok, well I'll draft Paul Merton in as substitute.

 

[Bluelass]

Big Dunc - my hero
Victoria Wood - she's funny
Tony Benn - he's interesting
Margaret Thatcher - so I could poison the bitch or at least gob in her food.

 

[monty]

Ah, didn't see the alive bit. How about if I dig him up and have him for dinner?

No? Ok, well I'll draft Paul Merton in as substitute.

Hm cooked cooke, cookie?