Irrational Hatreds

[Gazdalf]

Things that you despise, and there is no logical reason for it.



1. Prospective Formations posted on football sites

2. People that do not indicate correctly or position themselves in the correct lanes approaching roundabouts

3. Text talk

4. Colmans Mustard

5. Soap Operas

 

[trebilcock66]

Modern Television

Nettles

Management speak

Politicians - all hues

(Should point out that number 2 there is the plant not the actor, although he is a bit of a so-and-so now I come to think of it)

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Things that you despise, and there is no logical reason for it.



1. Prospective Formations posted on football sites

2. People that do not indicate correctly or position themselves in the correct lanes approaching roundabouts

3. Text talk

4. Colmans Mustard

5. Soap Operas

number4 there would be excluded cos the only mustard for me is colmans hot english.
corrie would obviously not be included in 5 as it is in fact an institution.

there are far too many things to list that grind my gears, i'm feeling quite laid back today and dont wish to wind myself up by thinking about them.

 

[atrottel]

2. People that do not indicate correctly or position themselves in the correct lanes approaching roundabouts

Yes, yes, yes! Immediate roadside execution, please.

• People clapping on a plane when it lands (very Euro)
• People that spell scrapers as scrappers
• Twitter
• Showjumping

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. people who start to tell you something then 1/2 way through forget what they were....errrrrrrr.
2. people who shout down to you, you cant hear them and they expect you to go to them to find out what they are saying.when it's the other way around the very same people usually cant hear you but expect you to go to them to tell them what you are saying.
3. supposedly hot pasties that turn out to be stone cold yet the bag thats been under the lights is warm.
4. double barrel surnames that aren't really, they just wish to seem posh
5. made up kids names that have taken off, also in an effort to seem posh (kid near here called milo ffs)
6. the hun brigade

 

[Whitebootman]

1. Pasta.

2. Wearing name tags at work.

3. Car stickers telling me you slow down for horses.

4. Astrology.

5. Having my car radio volume set on an odd number.


Almost OCD on number 5.

 

[McBain]

The Media : So good yet so bad for you.

Powdered anything : Good intentions never cover up for flavour disasters.

Google suggest : Typing 'america is' and finding out why 'america is raising a generation of dancers' wasn't really the first thing I'd think of. Ever.
Also try 'I ate' and you get 'I ate a big red candle'
'charles darwin is' and you get 'charles darwin is my homeboy'
'what happened' and you get 'what happened to seals face?'
and 'has anyone' - 'has anyone seen god?'
No SENSE AT ALL!! Its up there with 'predictive text' on mobiles.

People who find i hard to indicate : I want to destroy you.

 

[Gazdalf]

1. people who start to tell you something then 1/2 way through forget what they were....errrrrrrr.
2. people who shout down to you, you cant hear them and they expect you to go to them to find out what they are saying.when it's the other way around the very same people usually cant hear you but expect you to go to them to tell them what you are saying.
3. supposedly hot pasties that turn out to be stone cold yet the bag thats been under the lights is warm.
4. double barrel surnames that aren't really, they just wish to seem posh
5. made up kids names that have taken off, also in an effort to seem posh (kid near here called milo ffs)
6. the hun brigade

Oh you held yourself back for ages there mate.

hahaha

 

[Gazdalf]

Lazy ass parents that take ONE child to school in a fecking huge 4x4 and block up the road. Maybe walk to school and help cure the obesity problem you lazy shiites.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

1/ People who think the supermarket is a social meeting place and stand with their trolleys in the aisles having a convo on the type of rain we are having.....
2/ My missus using the term "Wotsit" for every item under the sun
3/ Having to ring call centres in every country except Britain
4/Keys to corn beef tins and the like
5/ Remebering which colour bin to put out on which day.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Lazy ass parents that take ONE child to school in a fecking huge 4x4 and block up the road. Maybe walk to school and help cure the obesity problem you lazy shiites.

the blood is at a simmering level now, one lazy cow runs her spoilt little [Poor language removed] about 50 yds down her st, struggles to park so abandons her audi convertable on a corner, so lazy i feel like telling her.

oh, and she parks on the path so you have to walk in the road with a pram.

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

2/ My missus using the term "Wotsit" for every item under the sun.

Add to that people who use the 'word' "Ooojamaflip". Infuriates me.

 

[Nebbiolo]

1. Pasta.

2. Wearing name tags at work.

3. Car stickers telling me you slow down for horses.

4. Astrology.

5. Having my car radio volume set on an odd number.


Almost OCD on number 5.

I have a rational hatred of astrology, being that it makes false claims. But what gets me the most are the people that claim that there is real astrology, based on science, and attempt to differentiate it from newspaper stuff.

 

[Gazdalf]

Add to that people who use the 'word' "Ooojamaflip". Infuriates me.

Add to that whatdayacallit and thingymajig,

and when they say "you know who I mean?" when they forget someones name. If I knew who you meant you would not have had to say anything in the first place would you, dum ass.


I am sure I have woke up in a bad mood, not sure yet.

 

[Gazdalf]

I have a rational hatred of astrology, being that it makes false claims. But what gets me the most are the people that claim that there is real astrology, based on science, and attempt to differentiate it from newspaper stuff.

Russell fecking Grant

What a tosser