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Gazdalf
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117. Constant off topic posts
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Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
118. Realising I'm easily distracted.
* (doffs ..... that er .... thingy .... I say theres a girl in a short skirt walking by outside)
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pbsuper
Player Valuation: £1m
Wasps
Car stickers, what’s the point of them. Especially the ‘Baby on board’ ones that warm people to drive safely, surely the parent driving the car should be making sure of that, as they have the baby onboard.
Going to the pub on a hot summers day, and you get your pint in a plastic glass
Car stickers, what’s the point of them. Especially the ‘Baby on board’ ones that warm people to drive safely, surely the parent driving the car should be making sure of that, as they have the baby onboard.
Going to the pub on a hot summers day, and you get your pint in a plastic glass
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Gazdalf
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Especially the dum ass parents that think this is for car speed warnings to other drivers. These specific stickers are to alert Emergency services in case the car has a crash and the parent is rendered unconscious. (pointless fact for the day)
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Right, here goes:
Bad drivers including the following: people who don't indicate on roundabouts; people who drive up the wrong lane then try to cut in ahead of you after you've waited like a knobhead; the tossers who let them in without even attempting to stop them; people who force their way into a tiny gap to get on a main road then drive really slowly, if you're short of time then by all means push it a bit but if you're in no rush & are going to drive slowly just wait for a proper gap; people who approach a set of traffic lights really slowly when you're just behind them only for them to get through just as the lights change, meaning they get through but you've got to wait; people who have an empty lane to the right of them & aren't aware enough to move over to let traffic onto the motorway, forcing the drivers of the other cars to have to squeeze into small gaps instead of having a free lane to get into; middle lane hoggers; people who use their fog lights needlessly; tailgaters
People who just hang up without saying bye, if a customer gives me abuse for 10 minutes straight then says "Thanks, bye" before hanging up I comment on them being a [Poor language removed] & then forget about them, if they have a little whinge & then just hang up I want to drive to their house & put an end to their existence
James Blunt’s voice
Certain songs that I just dislike for no particular reason
People who know nothing about football lapping up everything that the media says as if it’s the 100% truth & not just versions of something written solely to sell more newspapers (Newcastle a big club my arse)
People who don’t go to the match attempting to give me [Poor language removed] about football, especially if on the rare occasions I listen to what they say before putting them straight, they then start saying “Oh well, I don’t care about footy anyway”
Channel 4 jibbing Scrubs off for Big Brother. I don’t mind them showing it, I know what it is so can avoid it, but when it gets in the way of Scrubs? **** off
The leaflets that are delivered which are designed to look like charity appeals when in fact they’re just 2nd hand clothes shops looking for free stock. There’s 1 that’s been delivered to mine a few times that even has their registered company number on to look like a charity number, an old lady could pick it up & think she was helping some needy kid somewhere when in fact she’ll just be helping a shop owner
People saying “To be honest” or “I’ll be honest”, the girl in work does it all the time & it’s got to the point where when she doesn’t I assume she’s lying
People who put on blatantly blag posh accents – what’s the point? To come across as a higher class person than you are? To come across as a higher class person than me? Just speak normally, I don’t care how much money you have, how big your house is or how good your upbringing was
That's all I can come up with at the minute. Feel miles better now, how much do I owe you?
Bad drivers including the following: people who don't indicate on roundabouts; people who drive up the wrong lane then try to cut in ahead of you after you've waited like a knobhead; the tossers who let them in without even attempting to stop them; people who force their way into a tiny gap to get on a main road then drive really slowly, if you're short of time then by all means push it a bit but if you're in no rush & are going to drive slowly just wait for a proper gap; people who approach a set of traffic lights really slowly when you're just behind them only for them to get through just as the lights change, meaning they get through but you've got to wait; people who have an empty lane to the right of them & aren't aware enough to move over to let traffic onto the motorway, forcing the drivers of the other cars to have to squeeze into small gaps instead of having a free lane to get into; middle lane hoggers; people who use their fog lights needlessly; tailgaters
People who just hang up without saying bye, if a customer gives me abuse for 10 minutes straight then says "Thanks, bye" before hanging up I comment on them being a [Poor language removed] & then forget about them, if they have a little whinge & then just hang up I want to drive to their house & put an end to their existence
James Blunt’s voice
Certain songs that I just dislike for no particular reason
People who know nothing about football lapping up everything that the media says as if it’s the 100% truth & not just versions of something written solely to sell more newspapers (Newcastle a big club my arse)
People who don’t go to the match attempting to give me [Poor language removed] about football, especially if on the rare occasions I listen to what they say before putting them straight, they then start saying “Oh well, I don’t care about footy anyway”
Channel 4 jibbing Scrubs off for Big Brother. I don’t mind them showing it, I know what it is so can avoid it, but when it gets in the way of Scrubs? **** off
The leaflets that are delivered which are designed to look like charity appeals when in fact they’re just 2nd hand clothes shops looking for free stock. There’s 1 that’s been delivered to mine a few times that even has their registered company number on to look like a charity number, an old lady could pick it up & think she was helping some needy kid somewhere when in fact she’ll just be helping a shop owner
People saying “To be honest” or “I’ll be honest”, the girl in work does it all the time & it’s got to the point where when she doesn’t I assume she’s lying
People who put on blatantly blag posh accents – what’s the point? To come across as a higher class person than you are? To come across as a higher class person than me? Just speak normally, I don’t care how much money you have, how big your house is or how good your upbringing was
That's all I can come up with at the minute. Feel miles better now, how much do I owe you?
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
thats 2 things i've learned today, because my mind is open to education.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
whoah !! somebody could do with a bong
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
when i type a post of that length only to find that when i hit "submit reply" my router has disconnected and the whole post has been lost in the mysterious wi-fi zone. some of my best efforts are swilling around somewhere in wi-fi space.
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
I heard something not so long back where emergency services where pissed off because people were putting thme in their cars but not actually having a baby on board.
Therefor meaning if they did crash and were rendered unconscious people would be searching for a child that wasn't there.
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Gazdalf
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Gazdalf
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131(ish) Drivers that do not acknowledge or say thanks when you flash them to let them out on the road.
(This will sound sexist but this is mainly women that do not say thanks when you let them out, some women do, but most do not)
(This will sound sexist but this is mainly women that do not say thanks when you let them out, some women do, but most do not)
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
And those annoying signs saying "babe on board" covered in pink and glitter as well.
In fact just all crap car stickers/signs.
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Gazdalf
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Cahills Met, no worries. All part of the GoT therapy service.
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
They probably get sent out as coded messages to alien life forms in another galaxy. Should keep the fekkas away from earth at least
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