Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
1.Aston Villa.
2.Being sick.
3.Rough catchy nails, ******* FILE THEM DOWN!
4.Skinny people
5.Touching raw meat
Margaret Thatcher
Man City
people who can eat as much as they like without getting overweight
people who drive like idiots and make my job harder
people who say 'them' when they should say 'those'.