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Bungle said:
Age 24, doesn't have a club, doesn't know the rules of football, doesn't have the technique. What's not to be excited about?

When they lock you up again and ply you with mind controlling drugs send us a visiting order and we'll come and see how you're doing.
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It didn't stop Stallone in Escape to Victory. He played against some of the best footballers the Germans had to offer.
 
Syd Mc Guiness.webp


Sydney Mc Guinness was a real character, and an Everton groundsman in the 1960's and 1970's. He was a cousin of my father.
Here he is with Bally's famous white boots, which he gave him when he left for the Gunners.
 
Azzurri said:
Mick, if you ever got anywhere near a goal with me about I'd use the ridiculousness of this thread to channel the inner beast and blast a piledriver so hard it carried you into the net.

Your parachute shorts would be a bomb site as a size 5 Sondico jawbreaker screamed towards your head faster than a David Unsworth penalty.
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You talk a big game chap. Not many can back it up. I'm not here to be an internet troll or tough guy. I'm here to try and get a trial with the only club id ever want to play for. I am Everton. A lost provincial son from the motherland. I want to come home and be a professional athlete.
 

I have been traveling the world. Why do so many people hate the English? They all think ye a bunch of stuck up royal [Poor language removed]. Ye [Poor language removed] don't stink in England eh? Nobody tips and are rude they say. God's gift to the world almighty England eh?
 
Bungle said:
Age 24, doesn't have a club, doesn't know the rules of football, doesn't have the technique. What's not to be excited about?

When they lock you up again and ply you with mind controlling drugs send us a visiting order and we'll come and see how you're doing.
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Ok first off being American soccer is looked at as a sport for pussies. Men with vaginas who are very soft physically and mentally. That is not me. I am rough, physical and strong physically and mentally. I don't have a club because I'm American and just started playing soccer regularly a few years ago after I stopped as a kid to play basketball, real American football which requires a set of balls like rugby. Ice Hockey. I am an athlete. I watch premier league all the time I know the rules. I am intelligent and quick witted. A gifted smart learner. You only have to tell me things once. That's why I want to train with the best so I will fit in and learn proper technique in no time at all. I have all the talent in the world lighting fast reaction time good size 15 footwork a 6'3 frame and a wingspan of 6'8 I have long arms. Americans best export is Goalkeepers. People are sleeping on me you'll remember my name one day. Remember that.
 

iamEverton said:
Ok first off being American soccer is looked at as a sport for pussies. Men with vaginas who are very soft physically and mentally. That is not me. I am rough, physical and strong physically and mentally. I don't have a club because I'm American and just started playing soccer regularly a few years ago after I stopped as a kid to play basketball, real American football which requires a set of balls like rugby. Ice Hockey. I am an athlete. I watch premier league all the time I know the rules. I am intelligent and quick witted. A gifted smart learner. You only have to tell me things once. That's why I want to train with the best so I will fit in and learn proper technique in no time at all. I have all the talent in the world lighting fast reaction time good size 15 footwork a 6'3 frame and a wingspan of 6'8 I have long arms. Americans best export is Goalkeepers. People are sleeping on me you'll remember my name one day. Remember that.
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We've missed you Mick.
 
iamEverton said:
Thanks mate dreams do come true I am truly blessed to be where I am at 24 years old born with no father. I'm one of God's sons a holy bast4rd I am. The faith has never steered me wrong. The future looks bright for Mr. Everton.
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It's been a while Fuleco, welcome back Friend.
 

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