Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[COYBL25]

Take your sarcasm elsewhere mate. This thread is only for people that want to see me on trial for Everton. Negativity and haters can take their posts elsewhere.

Just look at how vascular my size 15 boot is....dont think i can kick the ball far??

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If you're football career doesn't take off mate, you've deffo got a career in the circus with those feet x.

* I'm a bit confused about the vascular bit. My understanding of the word vascular is its to do with the blood vessels all over the whole body.

I am a bit thick though x

 

[orly]

One of Donald's trademark stock quotes.

The other two being "Lol !" and lol.

Oh, and 'waaaaah they are being so mean to me the clique waaaah oh look a spaniel has just walked past in high heels the baby gate must be open'

 

[COYBL25]

Can someone translate this to American English please

It'd take too long mate.

All you need to know is that he's not normal x

 

[Sapie88]

Oh, and 'waaaaah they are being so mean to me the clique waaaah oh look a spaniel has just walked past in high heels the baby gate must be open'

The usual Donald poke before he runs off and reports everything.

 

[orly]

The usual Donald poke before he runs off and reports everything.

Finding out that he was the one who was making the multis to neg the mods was one of the funniest things I've seen on here

 

[Sapie88]

Finding out that he was the one who was making the multis to neg the mods was one of the funniest things I've seen on here

Makes it even funnier that when it first happened he tried to pin it on me.

 

[tommye]

He just can't help himself can he?

Sees another member getting attention so he spins it on himself.

Nail. On. Head.

I blame care in the community and government cutbacks. People like him used to have a secure home and 24hr care. 'Kin tories

 

[Bungle]

Finding out that he was the one who was making the multis to neg the mods was one of the funniest things I've seen on here

 

[Sapie88]

Nail. On. Head.

I blame care in the community and government cutbacks. People like him used to have a secure home and 24hr care. 'Kin tories

He's escaped from Clock View hospital on Rice Lane.

 

[OldDominionBlue]

Can you get your missus to take a pic of you in a goalkeeping pose?

You want to see him between her "sticks"?

 

[orly]

You want to see him between her "sticks"?

Wow

















Yes

 

[davek]

Spare a thought for @davek who has 3 times the dislikes you do and he's never even asked about a bog seat.

Tbf, the thousand dislikes I have are from a clique of no more than 3 (outside chance of possibly 4 or 5) posters.

I dont think anyone outside them bears any ill feeling toward me - as the 39,152 'likes' I have testifies to.

 

[Bungle]

Tbf, the thousand dislikes I have are from a clique of no more than 3 (outside chance of possibly 4 or 5) posters.

I dont think anyone outside them bears any ill feeling toward me - as the 39,152 'likes' I have testifies to.

I guess it's inevitable when you lay down some footballing truths that the people don't want to hear.

 

[davek]

I guess it's inevitable when you lay down some footballing truths that the people don't want to hear.

A prophet's not wanted in his own land.

 

[Ashtonian]

I'm not sure he actually did want you back mate, if anything, he looks to have wanted to expose you to more venom

Make of that what you will

Appears that is the case.