Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[Prevenger17]

apparently i got that one wrong then! I saw the ewok picture and assumed it was their username.

edit that as well, i was reading through and seen the post pointing out the irregularities and i only noticed the ewok. apologies @Bungle , honest mistake.

Just be careful in future mate. Respect is a huge thing on this forum, fair play for apologising

 

[iamEverton]

I have no reason to lie about anything. I will give a more in depth description about my story once I get me and the ladies car out of 2 feet of snow. Sorry I've been taking in circles so not everything makes sense.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I have no reason to lie about anything. I will give a more in depth description about my story once I get me and the ladies car out of 2 feet of snow. Sorry I've been taking in circles so not everything makes sense.

**grabs popcorn

 

[COYBL25]

I have no reason to lie about anything. I will give a more in depth description about my story once I get me and the ladies car out of 2 feet of snow. Sorry I've been taking in circles so not everything makes sense.

If you've told a few porkys mate, now would be a good time to own up.

It will only end one way for you otherwise x

 

[Huyton Layne]

Wouldn't be surprised if @ewok was the creator of this thread. Seems the type.

 

[Boss_Blue]

 

[Prevenger17]

I'm starting to have my doubts as to whether this chap truly is Everton.

 

[Kenshin]

I think perhaps, i say this affectionately rather than mockingly. We should be trying to get this fellow a trial as soon as possible due to the fact in the past 5 years he has managed to become 17 years (give or take) older, trained to work several professions and become a goalkeeper. The man is magic, it is even snowing where he lives despite the only snow being reported in america being on he borders of canada right now, and light at best.

My father died when I was a young lad. So I've had money issues growing up. I keep meaning to purchase a Go pro and put together a highlight tape of me between the sticks. I've made a lot of highlights that have been wasted over the years. I currently play in an indoor team where we won out last match 5-1 I believe our opponent had more shots on goal too. I am a natural shot stopped. I played Ice Hockey goalie as a kid along with basketball and other sports. Similar to Tim Howard. He is a great inspiration for me. That if you work hard enough some people's dreams can come true. I believe I have what it takes that's why I'm making this post. I need to start by making a highlight tape for sure.

I would imagine a go pro video of you in goal would essentially be you standing there watching the match and every so often the camera leaping through the air. the ball could well be hitting you in the face each time and we would never know.

I am mocking you, but in a friendly way. I just do not believe what you have typed to be true and it is just a little bit fun to call you up on it.

 

[COYBL25]

I'm starting to have my doubts as to whether this chap truly is Everton.

As opposed to a man / woman pregnant pilot, married to a Leicester supporter you mean ?

 

[Prevenger17]

I think perhaps, i say this affectionately rather than mockingly. We should be trying to get this fellow a trial as soon as possible due to the fact in the past 5 years he has managed to become 17 years (give or take) older, trained to work several professions and become a goalkeeper. The man is magic, it is even snowing where he lives despite the only snow being reported in america being on he borders of canada right now, and light at best.



I would imagine a go pro video of you in goal would essentially be you standing there watching the match and every so often the camera leaping through the air. the ball could well be hitting you in the face each time and we would never know.

I am mocking you, but in a friendly way. I just do not believe what you have typed to be true and it is just a little bit fun to call you up on it.

I admire the fact that you went checking the weather in America to corroborate his story.

 

[Prevenger17]

As opposed to a man / woman pregnant pilot, married to a Leicester supporter you mean ?

I did an early scan, and I don't think it's @ItsOKImAPilot, but they always slip up eventually.

 

[Kenshin]

I admire the fact that you went checking the weather in America to corroborate his story.

It wouldn't have been fair to make an accusation without at least checking to see if it was true or not.

 

[COYBL25]

I did an early scan, and I don't think it's @ItsOKImAPilot, but they always slip up eventually.

It's not Roberator is it !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

It wouldn't have been fair to make an accusation without at least checking to see if it was true or not.

@orly could learn a thing or 2 here... thinking ive got a multi.

 

[iamEverton]

Let me just start off by saying sometimes in life truth can be stranger than fiction. I will continue to monitor this thread and validate any claims I have made. I have no reason to lie about anything. I'll start from the beginning and will post pictures of evidence too. I am the real deal.

I was born in a city called Albany, the capital of New York State. My fathers name was Dean Everton. He died the day before my 5th birthday of a heart attack. I am an only child. Most of my young years was spent playing American sports like Hockey, Gridiron Football Americano, Baseball, And the "soccer LMAO". I played striker and keeper. I am 6'3" 230lbs so I am a physical guy soccer wasn't always my sport till I got older and my buddy asked me to play keeper on his team a few years ago. This was also after I started to study the English Premiership and the history behind my Birth Name. I feel as if God had birthed me with a great purpose. I skipped a grade when I was in elementary grade school for being "gifted". I graduated at 16, went to college. My first career type Job was installing solar panels. The company paid me to get licensing in that field I didn't that profession for a few years. Ultimately my two dreams in life were to be a Keeper for Everton or an Air Traffic Controller for the Federal Aviation Administration. I got sick of the solar work after the company I worked for folded up and laid everyone off. I got a job as a ramp employee with a major United States Airline. I have to make money to support myself in the states it's not easy being a professional athlete in America. I played basketball the most was my favorite sport. However since I stepped on the pitch a few years ago again I realized I belonged between the pipes. I want to go on trial I want to work with Everton. If a playing career doesn't work I would go to medical school and want to be a trainer or doctor for the club. Actually last year i went to africa with my buddy on my team. If the club wants to pay me enough quid i will go scout the talent rich continent of Africa for Everton. I can't help but feel like God has chosen me. Everton Is in my blood ill take a picture of my government I'd and anything you guys request to prove I am the real deal. Of course my flight from New York City into Manchester leaves tomorrow night I'll be taking the Piccadilly in to Liverpool. I hope to meet some real Evertonians and get the full experience as this is my first of many trips to my Homeland. I belong in Liverpool with Everton and the royal blue.