Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[SerenityNigh]

Thats a long story I could tell over a pint.

I kept a clean sheet in two matches over in Africa. We took a draw in another guy got lucky on a penalty shot. The pitch wasn't in the best condition I read the shot perfectly but it skipped over rough patches of dirt. I kid you not as I was keeping goal there was a heard of cattle just roaming behind me.

The guy in my avatar is from Africa and lives near me back in the states. He took me to his home village. He played with Argentinean club River Plate.

Have you got really short legs, or just wearing large keeper shorts?

 

[SerenityNigh]

The shorts in his pic seem very long don't they?

Maybe I should just keep reading then

 

[SerenityNigh]

Why is that? I am quite suprised as an american you would know of this pub but more importantly i would like to ask why you would want to stay away from there?

Don't think he speaks Portuguese mate

 

[iamEverton]

Seek help.

The shorts in his pic seem very long don't they?

They are Kobe Bryant American basketball shorts so they are a little baggy. They are more suited for the game of basketball and American urban style. I have a pair of Everton shirts that are practically like a Speedo on me. I hope to meet Speedo mick when I make it over.

 

[iamEverton]

I'm waiting for the pictures of him with some 'hot' girls first before deciding.

Behind every great man is an even better woman. My girlfriend means the world to me.

 

[Kenshin]

Behind every great man is an even better woman. My girlfriend means the world to me.

I think you seem to be ignoring my question which if that is the case then i will know if you do not answer me this time and i can leave it there.

But out of everything else, why would you not want to go to the lisbon pub?

 

[COYBL25]

Behind every great man is an even better woman. My girlfriend means the world to me.

Is she a midget mate ?.

If so, I'm in x

 

[Sapie88]

I will keep you updated in this thread. I plan on heading to Liverpool early Saturday morning and going to Ship and Mitre sounds like a good spot. I think I'll stay away from the Lisbon lmao. I will be spending St Patrick's day in Manchester with my buddy.

Nice one mate, my nearest station is on the route so I can meet you there or in Liverpool. We can go the Lisbon if you want to like.

 

[Moomin]

Behind every great man is an even better woman. My girlfriend means the world to me.

Not sure if anyone is connected to Everton but it's rumoured @Bungle and @Steve Wigan work in the adult entertainment making movies.

Send them a PM for some work.

 

[Bungle]

Behind every great man is an even better woman. My girlfriend means the world to me.

I would like the opportunity to destroy her vagina if we can arrange something?

 

[Goat]

I would like the opportunity to destroy her vagina if we can arrange something?

 

[Bungle]

Twos up fam?

 

[ilikecheese]

I would like the opportunity to destroy her vagina if we can arrange something?

What about her balloon knot?

 

[Bungle]

What about her balloon knot?

 

[Goat]

Twos up fam?

If shes game, I aint gonna say no, yano?