Transfer Rumour ISCO

[Blue Shoes]

He's not fat, he's just big boned

 

[Bob Latchford]

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He put this on social media back in Dec 2018, he also reportedly refused to allow the Madrid staff to weigh him as he was 4.5kg overweight. Judging by the grey training gear above each arse cheek is at least 4.5kg in excess of what you would expect however his hips don’t lie and are also great for carrying infants....

it’s a yes without reservation from me.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

He's not fat, he's just big boned

 

[Mrtallywacker]

He's not fat, he's just big boned

Its glandular.

 

[maccavennie]

He’s the size of a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Too much Pizza Hut Hut
(Think I’ll sing it again)

Carlo! What could go wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong?

@Bungle am I getting worse?

This is bordering on mercury prize awards mate.

Its just absolutely superb and is now firmly planted into my music library of greatness

 

[Bluebonic]

He not the messiah, he’s just a very greedy boy!

 

[Carlito]

Having him as the third man in midfield would be nothing short of incredible.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Having him as the third man in midfield would be nothing short of incredible.

just put him James and Bernard in a middle three and sack of all the defensive side of the game, just pure samba football in the midfield every week.

 

[DaChunk]

No sell on value though. Pray he isn't doing a Moyes at Sunderland and getting the band back together in hope it will make all problems go away

 

[tommye]

Could change his name to SanfranCIsco and still have room for a photo of the bridge across the back of his shirt, the absolute whale

 

[Stephenlloyd]

just put him James and Bernard in a middle three and sack of all the defensive side of the game, just pure samba football in the midfield every week.

Bernard wow. He’s seems the most backed player ever at Everton, that rarely turns up. How some fans still pick him to be in the team is baffling

 

[steven]

No sell on value though. Pray he isn't doing a Moyes at Sunderland and getting the band back together in hope it will make all problems go away

James,Allan and Isco vs Gibson, Anichebe and Rodwell...

BRING BACK MOYES

 

[Saint Domingo]

Bernard wow. He’s seems the most backed player ever at Everton, that rarely turns up. How some fans still pick him to be in the team is baffling

I know what you mean but he can at least play, I just don’t think he’s suited to the pace and physicality of this league.

 

[DrEFC]

Would love Isco here, not just for the opportunity to sing Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O , but we really need a right sided Richarlison.

 

[Rob17896]

Like I said with the James links, I can see something in this. He's the right age for Ancelotti, will initially be quite cheap in terms of fee, can probably do a bit on the wages and Real Madrid will want him gone.

Like with James, he can play in 1st gear and be better than our existing midfielders. It's not to say that is what James does, but even when he is shattered and walks around the pitch, his close control, vision, passing range etc get him through. Isco could easily play the position occupied at times by Gomes, and it would be a big upgrade.

Ironically when Moshiri first arrived I felt Isco was a player we could target. A sort of galtico "marquee" signing that was attainable. At first it wasn't, but with Ancelotti here it is.

The ideal would be Bernard & Bolasie and this guy in.

I would give Bernard a good run in that position before I parted with another penny.