Confirmed Signing Jack Harrison

[terryefc]

The Everton circus rodeo in full force with this one

same bikes - different muppets.

 

[blueblue]

Right, whatever happens from here out, there are a few things that are true no matter what.

We are unable to complete any transfer without it causing maximum pain or drama, regardless of outcome.

We operate under crackhead timescales

Going for a player who won’t be able to contribute for 2 months is a big risk, no matter how highly people rate the player.

We haven't a clue what is happening, so how can we draw conclusions?

 

[matty1878]

Can't wait to see him line up about the FFP villains next week COYB

you mean in 6?

 

[Groucho]

Are any of these supposed ITKs ever going to admit being wrong even just once?

 

[Aries]

It was an identical post that he'd done 20 mins ago . I thought it was odd to tweet the same thing again . Maybe he's getting excited with this merry go round

He just clarified that on a Twitter space. He was meant to quote his own tweet and add the latest but was having issues with Twitter on his phone and it just retweeted his old tweet without the update

 

[evertony]

Has that Indykalia fella from KFC confirmed it yet?
Until he has I'm taking no notice.

 

[Lob]

Think he was defo going to go to Villa if they hadn't pulled out. Can't say i blame him like, that is where we currently are as a terribly ran football club. Will end up being a good signing when he starts playing in a couple of months.

Now sign a striker for heaven's sake Everton. It has been a top priority for, well years now.

 

[blueblueskies]

He must have spent a few quid on the M6 toll road today

 

[jinkyali]

Can I please use this as an opportunity to highlight how fallable a transfer is and any information passed on is always in good faith.

 

[DanB90]

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Are any of these supposed ITKs ever going to admit being wrong even just once?

Never...they're like our board.

 

[Librarian]

Want to join Everton?
Yes
Hi mate, we think you should join Villa
OK no problem
Wait wait, Everton though
Sure thing boss

 

[DanB90]

He's pre-crocked .Who cares ?

We sometimes buy pre-cooked chicken for our roast dinner.

Honestly, can’t tell the difference.

 

[john jako]

I actually cannot believe we are signing someone who is nearly needing a hip replacement.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Very possible Romano & Bobble both fed by the same inaccurate source here lol