Confirmed Signing Jack Harrison

[Librarian]

Akpom going to Ajax
Wonder does that free up Mr. Brobby

 

[Thomasc]

The bar for an injured player to pass a medical must be low

Can you breathe? yes

Your good to go then

It really doesn’t help I guess when you are shopping in the equivalent to the dented can aisle at Aldi.

 

[Blue peter]

Akpom going to Ajax
Wonder does that free up Mr. Brobby

Brobby Brobby Brobby (translates as ‘I don’t know’)

 

[Aries]

Just another predictable and ridiculous addition from the recruitment team at Circus FC. Club is a living joke.

Christ you’re a right barrel of laughs.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Why ?

At the time I didn’t realize a loan was agreed. With a striker still a priority money will be necessary for purchase. Being skint we all know we have to sell to make hay.

 

[Azza]

ITK fight to the death!

 

[Thomasc]

Christ you’re a right barrel of laughs.

I’m only here to speak the truth Mr or Mrs Aries.

Plus i was sat upstairs on the balcony with a can of Sagres waiting for the Mrs to get out of the shower, so just passing half an hour, trying to make sense of the joke that is Everton Fc.

Had a lovely day actually, boat trip and saw a school of dolphins.

I’ve changed my mind to fit in with the crowd. And I openly welcome our new El Ghazi with open arms.

 

[Davideeyore]

The bar for an injured player to pass a medical must be low

Can you breathe? yes

Your good to go then

Guess you never heard Andy Gray talk about how he signed for Everton, via Howard Kendall.

 

[coollino]

The best thing is 18 other prem clubs, some Everton fans and the majority of villa fans probably didn't even notice all of this lol

 

[BlueStevie35]

I’m only here to speak the truth Mr or Mrs Aries.

Plus i was sat upstairs on the balcony with a can of Sagres waiting for the Mrs to get out of the shower, so just passing half an hour, trying to make sense of the joke that is Everton Fc.

Had a lovely day actually, boat trip and saw a school of dolphins.

I’ve changed my mind to fit in with the crowd. And I openly welcome our new El Ghazi with open arms.

We’ll get a lot more out of Harrison than we did El Ghazi

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

I’ll take the Leeds top correspondent view on what happened there end mate thanks. But thanks for the advice - I work in football so I know exactly how it works

I know you said that it's not advanced mate, but are we trying to talk to Udinese over Beto, or is it just vague leftover interest from January??

 

[Bob Latchford]

I see bbc replaced their everton in advanced talks story to Villa hijack story. Now that story been removed altogether.....

That’s a shame, I was doing a spot of trolling on the HYS

 

[Tony’s Carp]

You know what would be nice after all this chaos and rumour? If the moment he signs his contract we just pop up a statement and a nice photo to confirm he's signed, rather than making us wait another 24 hours plus to unveil it with a snazzy video and an interview where he says we're a massive football club and how great the goodison park atmosphere is.

 

[bebo86]

We planning on getting a right winger at all?

 

[Tony’s Carp]

We planning on getting a right winger at all?

Lampard was pretty right wing to be fair.