Every day is his birthday the lucky sod playing for Everton when he's a bang average footballer.
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Every day is his birthday the lucky sod playing for Everton when he's a bang average footballer.
…yep, it’s a great time to be a very ordinary footballer playing in the top flight. Unfortunately, Harrison is not alone as far as our club is concerned.
We do lack quality, surely it’s not too difficult to acquire good footballers
…yep, it’s a great time to be a very ordinary footballer playing in the top flight. Unfortunately, Harrison is not alone as far as our club is concerned.
We do lack quality, surely it’s not too difficult to acquire good footballers
There's more chance of me winning the lottery than Everton actually purchasing a group of quality players.
I don't do the lottery btw
There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that this Duracell plopper can play at number 10, none. Mental putting him there while he’s flanked by 2 actual number 10s that have technique that he can only dream of.
Put him on the left or leave him on the bench ffs
Put him on the left or leave him on the bench ffs
Could have had a hatrick
He is so sh!t....
diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
Sign him on a permanent
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
As bad a cameo as you'll ever see at this level barring being sent off after 5 second of being subbed on. Quite frankly embarrassing.
yuppie blue
Player Valuation: £225k
he has gotta start at the weekend surely.........
Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
He needs to be completely embarrassed by those attempts, the result does not exonerate that in anyway. If I was manager I’d be furious with it. Simply not acceptable.
It might have something to do with his total lack of football ability mate
Technique and the heart the size of a pea. Well I guess he must be good at closing down passing lanes as a number 10 because he has no attributes whatsoever in an attacking sense. Why the hell is he getting a run at number 10 ahead of Ndiaye and Lindstrom?! At 4-0 up ffs! Boils my urine