Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
IF their not cakes why are they called jaffa cakes ? I mean a pasty is a pasty a kit kat is a kit kat so a jaffa cake is a CAKE
If a Jaffa Cake is a cake then a Kit kat is a kat
Personally I think it's a deluded biscuit. Sort of the Newcastle fan of the biscuit world. I mean, they can call themselves 'big club' and 'top 5 club' all they like, but it doesn't mean they are.
Having said all that, Jaffa cakes are nicer than Newcastle fans and probably more intelligent
