Brownie
Player Valuation: £70m
Proper young footballer. Will have been best in his school team in every position, including keeper. Just one of those young lads that is born to be a sportsman. Nothing flash, nothing obvious, just all the basics of actually controlling and kicking a ball completely nailed. Quick, athletic and not frightened of getting stuck in. What else are we looking for when we buy utter crap for twice the price??
Not getting carried away, he’s not going to be poached by Barca. But he is the perfect template for dumbass Kev as what sort of player doesn’t cost loads but is properly effective.
Very similar to what I'd been thinking about him. He's the type of player you'd play against in a school game and people would talk about afterwards. Just looks like a footballer, which has become a rare sight at Goodison in recent years, unfortunately.