Any truth in the rumours that, on arriving at Finch Farm for the reveal video, some cockwomble wedged a blue dildo in his earole resulting in the medical hitch. If he can't hear the upper bullens shout 'TERN', the deal could be off.
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Any one else find it strange no official anouncements from Watford or Napoli never mind us.
SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
The Don's turned up to sort it out
If not tonight, i want the three of them to parachute in, dressed in their kits just before k.o. tomorrow and say to Davies, Siggi and Iwobi "Do one lads we're here now" 
I think it's more likely you'd have the lawyers working all hours to get it done.
I'm on it even without the unveiling
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Another great day as an everton. See you all tomorrow guys!
Thats Carlo's wheels isnt it.
All at the bar getting drunk...
Indeed
AaronTheBlue
Player Valuation: £60m
Well this could either be really good news, or a "thanks for coming lads but ya knees are goosed"
Hoping for the former!
What does give me hope is that ancelotti suffered from a really bad knee injury himself and came Milan still signed him so if it is to do with their medicals than this could be good news.
Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
It would be stranger if Watford or Napoli made any announcements about Rodriguez
AmericasToffee
Player Valuation: £40m
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