I've got my Columbia shirt on, Valderama wig dusted down and lobbed on, Columbia flag hanging out the window, Columbia coffee on the go, 3 for 50 and 55 episodes of Columbo at the ready.
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Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
Been practising your scorpion kicks jumping on your bed?
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I wouldn't play him vs Salford. A load of their cloggers will want to make a name for themselves by roughing him up. I'd save him for the West Brom game.
No cocaine! Shame on you
Mildredblues
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I wouldn't play him vs West Brom. A load of their cloggers will want to make a name for themselves by roughing him up. I'd save him for the game after the West Brom game.
TheSecondComing
Player Valuation: £35m
Missing something highly vital off your Columbia starter pack there chief
Actually just seen it enjoy!
Don't need a bed to practice them Paul, I'm willing to injure myself for authenticity purposes.
Included mate, 3 for 50!!
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
If you have some of that mystical Colombian powder that’s 3 for 50 on your list you’ll go into it brimming with confidence
Send me that number right away - bargain!
Won’t believe it until he’s in Everton kit and the guy with the dildo has photobombed the SSN report from outside finch farm
803555-34fifty
Thomasc
Formerly known as By God I'm Blue
why don’t we just wrap him in bubble wrap so he doesn’t get any nasty grazes?
he’s a footballer, he’s paid to play football, not sure why you wouldn’t want him to do that?
he’s going to pick up knocks mate, it’s part of the game.
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