Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[Carloblues]

Must be mayhem with you lot when you're expecting a parcel.

Can imagine them grabbing the post man's arm through the letterbox demanding uodates.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Must be mayhem with you lot when you're expecting a parcel.

I've been waiting for facemasks I ordered from Everton on August 18th. We've been taking next doors mail for months and she gets at least one parcel and usually more every day.

 

[Gibsons Kneecap]

I've been waiting for facemasks I ordered from Everton on August 18th. We've been taking next doors mail for months and she gets at least one parcel and usually more every day.

I ordered those as well. Ordered them in the middle of lockdown. They came well after lockdown ended. Handy for going into shops now though.

 

[jamieni]

 

[little elfin]

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Short version: "We here at Sky have absolutely no idea what's going on. Allan's signed, but apart from that, please god don't ask us any questions"

 

[Deleted member 48881]

3 pm for me 9 am in Colombia.

Should I believe you? I will set an alarm

 

[marnie]

Should I believe you? I will set an alarm

Your guess is as good as mine mate.

 

[Anti]

Why don't you just wait for the Everton tweet of Mina dancing out of no where to signal it.

 

[everton1953]

Royal Mail is in a hell of a mess so vital documents may have been delayed. Also his boots were sent by parcel post but wrongly addressed to Iceland. I had two weekly magazines delivered today, one 7 days late and the other on time. Apparently Rodriguez was arrested by an over zealous cop fro driving up Spellow on the wrong side. The cop was set upon by an enraged mob and beaten up. It will be on Sky tonight.

 

[aglee]

The world's third-largest producer of coffee beans, Colombia is a fantastic country for tastings and tours. The vast majority of production takes place in the subtropical Andean hills west of Bogota between the small cities of Armenia, Pereira, and Manizales. This region, known as the Eje Cafetero (or Coffee Axis)

Ah thanks!! I knew Colombia was famous for something - just couldn't remember what.

 

[Baines is boss]

Any chance we could have James do something similar for his announcement? Riding down county road on a horse, lobbing out Everton Toffees to people in the street whilst an entourage of drummers and dancers play Colombian music.
Rather than a video announcement, it’ll be a live parade with Moshiri and Usmanov following not too far behind.

 

[DaChunk]

Is it still Hamez day?

 

[Baines is boss]

JAMES?!?

 

[jamieni]

JAMES?!?

Good old Pipe