Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[sageyefc]

Hopefully be able to shift a few shirts over there having their two biggest stars play for us and it being such a football mad country

 

[ashwuk76]

Huh. So that Kendra lass is going to be a supporter now? Well...I can't just let a fellow blue go unnoticed. May as well go support her work and give it all a view.

Who is she??

 

[meatyard]

El Contrato Davide trending in Colombia

 

[sanctioned]

Actually

Medellin

Met that guy in Medellin. Nice guy, not good at football.
Lived in colombia for a bit, the market of fake Everton jersey's will now explode. This is a huge opportunity, shame it will be taking me 2 weeks to get my everton Jersey to the US it seems. Can't imagine anything is prepared in Colombia

 

[AmericasToffee]

Who is she??

Well, she looks like a pornstar. Walks like a pornstar. And quacks like a pornstar. I'm going with pornstar.

 

[ashwuk76]

Well, she looks like a pornstar. Walks like a pornstar. And quacks like a pornstar. I'm going with pornstar.

Ah ok I had no idea!

 

[barneygumble]

Cazoo have got a bargain eh?

I reckon, based on the fact we had one with SportPesa, that we’ll have a break option if we really go global with that damn amazing Everton player in that picture.

 

[AmericasToffee]

Ah ok I had no idea!

Now go do your research and support our newest Blue!

 

[kev]

That's enough F5 pressing for today, I'm going getting myself ready to go out. Hoping this gets done before I get to the pub.

OK I'm back lads. Have I missed anything?

 

[Zaschrona]

Good idea to announce him on the rest day of the Tour de France. Colombia is mad for two things: football and cycling. We are trending everywhere on Twitter.

 

[AmericasToffee]

OK I'm back lads. Have I missed anything?

Everton unveiled Contract Dave and some other feller

 

[Wat Tyler]

“Back to life”


Like we mummified him lol

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

“Back to life”


Like we mummified him lol

"theirs"

typical...

 

[Toffee-nerd]

This is so exciting. Full of optimism going into the new season now. Allan Gomes and doucoure in midfield, Hames, Richy and DCL causing havoc. Digne and a new rb bombing forward (now that we actually have a midfield). Sexual.

 

[barneygumble]

“Back to life”


Like we mummified him lol

Been deleted.

what did it say? lol