Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[Lord Buckethead]

That argentian Lionel-fella sounds like a risk.
Will only steal gametime from our prospects like Walcott, Sandro and Bolasie, and makes hotel booking even harder in an already challenging time.
Stay clear i say

Too short and no resale value.
Swerve.

 

[Zezti]

All this publicity around the world is great and all but what will really bring attention is James lifting a shiny in our blue.

 

[APN_EFC]

I liked the Miami touch. Not sure I understood it but still.

Loads of Colombians in Miami!

 

[APN_EFC]

All this publicity around the world is great and all but what will really bring attention is James lifting a shiny in our blue.

Yeah but MONEYYYYY

 

[kleew]

. We actually got him for free, wages aside?

 

[BiggyRat]

This "Real wanted to get rid" & other press just seems like cannon fodder/opportunity for the RS to dump on us. I hope & pray that he gets unleashed by Carlo in the Derby & tears them a new one!

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

The real tragedy here is that he never got to link up with Tony Hibbert.

Never fear mate, Hibbo will show him around the UK's best fishing spots next summer

 

[TheBigIguana]

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. We actually got him for free, wages aside?

No but it seems like the actual part that is usually called the transfer fee (the money that went to Madrid) was something like 18m.

 

[arbok]

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Are they all basically the same height?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

WHo on earth have we got in our commercial team that came up with the Bogota and Miami sign/unveiling things? Everton just do NOT do things like this, may be we are finally taking life seriously.
So impressed

 

[Toast]

Can’t wait to see what being coached by Franny Jeffers does to his game.

 

[arbok]

I feel like James and Carlo finally getting to work together properly is a bit like that scene from The Shawshank Redemption at the end.

It's taken them a long time but they finally got there.

Spoilers obviously.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I feel like James and Carlo finally getting to work together properly is a bit like that scene from The Shawshank Redemption at the end.

It's taken them a long time but they finally got there.

Spoilers obviously.

OT but the David Squires cartoon with Wenger and Gunnersaurus in those roles is genius.

 

[Harryflashman]

Do we think he starts Sunday ? We’ve not really had any preseason a most of them away , with the extra day you’d think you get him on the field if hes close to match fit . Watching the internationals so many looked off the pace anyway .

 

[Toffeelover]

This "Real wanted to get rid" & other press just seems like cannon fodder/opportunity for the RS to dump on us. I hope & pray that he gets unleashed by Carlo in the Derby & tears them a new one!

Or 2 or 3